taleya: (Doctor Who - Turlough Innocent)
..... *boom*


Comments for some brilliant batshittery. My personal fave was the commentor pointing out that having broken, half-functioning cybermen fail a conversion meant that Moffat is a woman-hating bastard because THE WOMEN IN RTD'S ERA COULDN'T LOVE THEIR WAY OUT OF IT, SO IT IS VICTIM SHAMING! HE IS INTIMATING THE WOMEN IN QUESTION - AND THEREFORE ALL WOMEN! - ARE *WEAK*


....I'm serious! A-grade fucking projection batshit there.

And then there's the oh-so-charming remark that "Feminism died in Who with Elisabeth Sladen" -_-
taleya: (Doctor Who - Turlough Innocent)
..... *boom*


Comments for some brilliant batshittery. My personal fave was the commentor pointing out that having broken, half-functioning cybermen fail a conversion meant that Moffat is a woman-hating bastard because THE WOMEN IN RTD'S ERA COULDN'T LOVE THEIR WAY OUT OF IT, SO IT IS VICTIM SHAMING! HE IS INTIMATING THE WOMEN IN QUESTION - AND THEREFORE ALL WOMEN! - ARE *WEAK*


....I'm serious! A-grade fucking projection batshit there.

And then there's the oh-so-charming remark that "Feminism died in Who with Elisabeth Sladen" -_-
taleya: (Default)
What

That was actually confirmed in the original series. The TARDIS simply shrank whatever went inside it. At one point, the Doctor disabled another Timelord's TARDIS by disconnecting the shrinking circuit. When the other Timelord tried to get inside, it was like trying to enter a doll's house. On the other hand, the newer series seems to treat the TARDIS more like a portal. The inside of the TARDIS isn't connected to the outside as such, but entering the door moves you to the TARDIS's interior, situated outside of time and space.

TV TROPES. WHY ARE YOU SO FULL OF FAIL. AND WHY DO I NEED TO WRITE FUCKING REAMS OF CORRECTIONAL DATA IN TO COMPENSATE??
taleya: (Default)
What

That was actually confirmed in the original series. The TARDIS simply shrank whatever went inside it. At one point, the Doctor disabled another Timelord's TARDIS by disconnecting the shrinking circuit. When the other Timelord tried to get inside, it was like trying to enter a doll's house. On the other hand, the newer series seems to treat the TARDIS more like a portal. The inside of the TARDIS isn't connected to the outside as such, but entering the door moves you to the TARDIS's interior, situated outside of time and space.

TV TROPES. WHY ARE YOU SO FULL OF FAIL. AND WHY DO I NEED TO WRITE FUCKING REAMS OF CORRECTIONAL DATA IN TO COMPENSATE??
taleya: (Doctor Who)
....Someone on TV tropes described the TARDIS as "a whole lot bigger". In fact, it "could be mall-sized. "


......


..........
taleya: (Doctor Who)
....Someone on TV tropes described the TARDIS as "a whole lot bigger". In fact, it "could be mall-sized. "


......


..........
taleya: (Pissed Off)

So, for those of you that missed it, someone on Fandom Secrets posted a secret expressing relief at seeing a "normal" sci fi fan. Complete flamebait, but hell, the responses were hilarious.

Then one person went on a rant basically stating that if she had the choice between being a vapid fashion whore or a geek, she'd choose geek.  Now, you guys know me - pretty much the only things feminine about me are my twat and tits, but for some reason that one (especially the way she phrased it) really got up my arse.   We get enough shit about the stereotype, now people are actively promoting it?  I'm sorry, if your ideal of a true geek or nerd is that they must be a four hundred pound fuck-ugly woofer then I'm gonna smack the shit outta you.   For fucks sake, there's such a thing as being presentable in public.   Put on a clean t-shirt for fucks sake and take care of yourself.  I'm not talking about four rounds of lipo and a boob job, but at least change your underpants occasionally and develop some sort of conversational ability and idea of personal space, yanno?

I guess the trope is true...geeks are nerds with social skills.


*grumbles back to turning people into chickens and bitchslapping bile demons*
 

taleya: (Pissed Off)

So, for those of you that missed it, someone on Fandom Secrets posted a secret expressing relief at seeing a "normal" sci fi fan. Complete flamebait, but hell, the responses were hilarious.

Then one person went on a rant basically stating that if she had the choice between being a vapid fashion whore or a geek, she'd choose geek.  Now, you guys know me - pretty much the only things feminine about me are my twat and tits, but for some reason that one (especially the way she phrased it) really got up my arse.   We get enough shit about the stereotype, now people are actively promoting it?  I'm sorry, if your ideal of a true geek or nerd is that they must be a four hundred pound fuck-ugly woofer then I'm gonna smack the shit outta you.   For fucks sake, there's such a thing as being presentable in public.   Put on a clean t-shirt for fucks sake and take care of yourself.  I'm not talking about four rounds of lipo and a boob job, but at least change your underpants occasionally and develop some sort of conversational ability and idea of personal space, yanno?

I guess the trope is true...geeks are nerds with social skills.


*grumbles back to turning people into chickens and bitchslapping bile demons*
 

taleya: (Entourage - Ari waving maniacally out of)
Spread this around if you’re not aware, but http://www.fanhistory.com is spidering accounts on fanfiction.net and creating actual wiki entries on people based on them. (Mine’s at http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Taleya and horribly inaccurate considering how much existed before The Pit and how much existed after I got the hell out)

It’s still a concern for some people though, so spread it about. I’m considering editing my page to state I’m a large wheel of cheese inhabiting the rectum of an eight-footed barbary ape :D

EDIT Fuck, [livejournal.com profile] pontisbright check the entry under your old nick. You may want to kill that.
taleya: (Entourage - Ari waving maniacally out of)
Spread this around if you’re not aware, but http://www.fanhistory.com is spidering accounts on fanfiction.net and creating actual wiki entries on people based on them. (Mine’s at http://www.fanhistory.com/wiki/Taleya and horribly inaccurate considering how much existed before The Pit and how much existed after I got the hell out)

It’s still a concern for some people though, so spread it about. I’m considering editing my page to state I’m a large wheel of cheese inhabiting the rectum of an eight-footed barbary ape :D

EDIT Fuck, [livejournal.com profile] pontisbright check the entry under your old nick. You may want to kill that.
taleya: (Default)


The new Doctaaaar is younger than me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Get the fuck over yourselves people.

*reserves the righteous fuckin' fury for when I've actually seen him in action and if I have something legitimate to bitch about*
taleya: (Default)


The new Doctaaaar is younger than me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Get the fuck over yourselves people.

*reserves the righteous fuckin' fury for when I've actually seen him in action and if I have something legitimate to bitch about*
taleya: (Jam jam jam)
Just chilling and poking various things with sticks. And still eyeing off some things I got for christmas with a complete WTF? face.

Christmas Special - Suffered in places from Fridge Logic, but HOLY SHIT MORRISSEY WAS MAGNIFICENT. And now I emo for he shall never be 11 12. *woobies*

Every day I creep closer and closer to snapping and replying to yet another insane chasepan question with "FOR GODS SAKE STOP POSTING. JUST STOP. FUCKING. POSTING. WE HATES YOU"

Still not king.

And there is a large, hairy queenslander in my house. )
taleya: (Jam jam jam)
Just chilling and poking various things with sticks. And still eyeing off some things I got for christmas with a complete WTF? face.

Christmas Special - Suffered in places from Fridge Logic, but HOLY SHIT MORRISSEY WAS MAGNIFICENT. And now I emo for he shall never be 11 12. *woobies*

Every day I creep closer and closer to snapping and replying to yet another insane chasepan question with "FOR GODS SAKE STOP POSTING. JUST STOP. FUCKING. POSTING. WE HATES YOU"

Still not king.

And there is a large, hairy queenslander in my house. )
taleya: (Pissed Off)
Stop writing shitty "ooh I just saw Hogfather!!" crossovers between Discworld and harry potter or I will SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE.

-- Me.

Ps: Stop writing teatime as salvageable by your squishy squishy mary-sue means. The guy's a fucking psychopath. Get over it.
taleya: (Pissed Off)
Stop writing shitty "ooh I just saw Hogfather!!" crossovers between Discworld and harry potter or I will SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE.

-- Me.

Ps: Stop writing teatime as salvageable by your squishy squishy mary-sue means. The guy's a fucking psychopath. Get over it.
taleya: (Supercilious bastard)
You are no longer allowed to refer to the following items in any work of fiction that involves a UK resident:

- Toad in the hole
- Spotted Dick
- Boarding schools
- The royal family

Until such a time as you realise that this is no longer the 1930's and write for the correct century.

You are also forbidden from using the following words:

- wanker
- poof
- bollocks

Until you can demonstrate you have a firm grasp on the correct usage and meaning of these words, and in the latter two cases, are able to spell them. (Here's a hint: There is no "x" in bollocks, and poof should not rhyme with "roof")

And as a final note: Just because someone may be of Irish, Scottish or Welsh descent, does not give them the magical ability to break out in Gaelic or Welsh at random moments, or to woo someone in said language when they have been somewhat removed from this heritage for several generations. SPOKEN LANGUAGES ARE NOT A GENETIC INHERITANCE
taleya: (Supercilious bastard)
You are no longer allowed to refer to the following items in any work of fiction that involves a UK resident:

- Toad in the hole
- Spotted Dick
- Boarding schools
- The royal family

Until such a time as you realise that this is no longer the 1930's and write for the correct century.

You are also forbidden from using the following words:

- wanker
- poof
- bollocks

Until you can demonstrate you have a firm grasp on the correct usage and meaning of these words, and in the latter two cases, are able to spell them. (Here's a hint: There is no "x" in bollocks, and poof should not rhyme with "roof")

And as a final note: Just because someone may be of Irish, Scottish or Welsh descent, does not give them the magical ability to break out in Gaelic or Welsh at random moments, or to woo someone in said language when they have been somewhat removed from this heritage for several generations. SPOKEN LANGUAGES ARE NOT A GENETIC INHERITANCE

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