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There once was a man
His name was Magellan
A Portuguese skipper
The girls found him cute
He sailed with five ships
To find the East Indies
Then come back to Spain
With a bounty of loot

Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Oh happy Magellan
Starting your journey
With hardly a care
Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Strong, brave Magellan
You’ll find the East Indies
You just don’t know where

They crossed the Atlantic
And spotted a country
Magellan said,
"It’s the East Indies at last!"
But then someone shouted,
"Hey, that’s Argentina!"
Magellan got cranky
And chopped down the mast

Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Settle down, Magellan
Put down that axe
There’s no time to despair
Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Keep trying, Magellan
You’ll find the East Indies
You just don’t know where

A great storm arose
In the mighty Pacific
The five little ships
Were diminished to three
At last land was sighted
Magellan was happy
But then someone shouted,
"Hey, that’s Chile!"

Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Cheer up, Magellan
Check out your map
And don’t tear out your hair
Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Keep trying, Magellan
You’ll find the East Indies
You just don’t know where

It took them five months
But they crossed the Pacific
They spotted a land
That was dotted with palms
Magellan proclaimed,
"Yes! That’s the East Indies!"
But then someone shouted,
"Hey, I think that’s Guam!"

Ay-yi-yi-yi
Oops, Magellan
Your fun little journey’s
Become a nightmare
Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Keep trying, Magellan
You’ll find the East Indies
You just don’t know where

They sailed due west
To the Philippine Islands
Magellan was pleased
As the natives drew near
But then someone shouted,
"I think they’re attacking!"
Magellan said, "What?"
And got hit by a spear

Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Farewell, Magellan
You almost made it
It’s really not fair
Whoopie ti-yi-yo
Oh, ghost of Magellan
The East Indies islands
Were right over there!

EDIT: Oh, wibble!

http://slashdot.org/articles/06/03/19/1417253.shtml

(

madscot, I think OH will be most pleased...)

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*snicker* Haven't watched it in a bit, actually. TG is always on at the same time, and James is, after all, jumperlove

"And though you can't see it in this carefully crafted shot- yes, I HAVE just got paint on my best jumper." *meltsquee*

*cuddles her boxed sets and pokes her tongue out*

*cuddles her Lovebunny*

*clutches Casanova with its reams of rampant Tennant!sex and raspberries*

Yeah, well....I have car!sex, so sod you

*sighs* can't argue with that. Blessed are the TailPipers..

Quoth the Fangirl: "Forever, more!"

Bit of advice though, let it cool down before you indulge. Unless you like a sex life that lasts for 30 seconds of blistering sex, then three months in an extremely embarrasing burns ward

I'll take your word for it ;P

*giggle*
PAINTFIGHT *sends paint-covered James in your direction*

Oh, you naughy naughty boy, James. We're just going to have to get you in the bath aren't we? *fantasise*

*travels back in time 25 years and does similar, ahem, decorating with Dix*

*boing*

*too busy inside her own head to comment*

*covered in an interesting shade of magnolia*
Oh, I say...

*titters*

*hollers* ONCE MORE UNTO THE BATH, DEAR FRIENDS, ONCE MORE!! XD

Get out! We're busy! *shampoos James' hair*

*huff* Got my own bath anyway *huff* Come on David, we're leaving *huff*

*childish grin* My bath has feet!

And a Lovebunny!

*evil glint in eye* MY bath has strategially-placed stimulant nodules for unsuspecting actors to be teased by... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MINE has feet!

*looks at bath feet*
*smiles and appreciates*
*is tugged on by an impatient curly-headed bloke*

*tut* Gawd, you can't please anyone these days!! *is dragged away by the towel*

FEET!

No, James, get off m...oh, never mind

*sigh* MEN. They just have to interfere in the appreciation of baths-*gnurk* excuse me, there are digits where digits shouldn't be right now. O_O

Sounds painful

It *sounds* painful, but... *eep* O_O

*watches comments fly back and forth*

*gets back to ficcin'*

some of us are working *snoot*

:P

I'll have you know I'm writing cat!fic

oh god, you gave into temptation...

Yep.