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[taleya]

Coffin found depicting scenes from Homer's Epics

Although the useage of Ulysses rather than Odysseus jars....bloody romans....

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[taleya.livejournal.com]

I think the judges want to see the talent portion again :P

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

What did I do, again? *is very old and forgetful now, sitting with big ear trumpet*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*sneaks in and steals all the jam*

Grandma can't run fast with that zimmer!

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

She can when she's Supergran, baybeh :P

*busies herself with the cloning machine*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

HORDES OF GRANNIES

O.O

WITH JAM!!

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

BLOODY THING *smacks cloning device* I think this needs to go in for repairs...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*sneezes in it*

ohshit

RUN!

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

*runs for the hills* SNOT TIDE!!!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

It's a very slow moving tsunami of DEAAAAATHHH

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

And lo, it spewed forth from the Broken Cloning Device of Death and ensnared all in its deadly, mucousy path. Houses, nay villages were lost in its wake... it could only rival the great Kleenex Disaster of 1942.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

The coming of the great white handkerchief is at hand!!

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

And yea, it did scoopeth up the spewings of the broken machinery, to discard in a place far from where it could harm another living soul.

That was until some stupid bugger put tobasco sauce in the cloner.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

mm. SPicy mucus. My favourite

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

Snot salsa, anyone?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Well, shit (http://images.google.com.au/images?q=%22snot%20salsa%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&percentage_served=100&sa=N&tab=wi)

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

Now that is surprising... there will have to be a change to that.

*comes up with campaign to get snot salsa onto image searches... hmmm, a bowl of tortilla dip, methinks*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

don't forget the chunks!

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

Fresh bogies. Mmmmmmmm...