I dunno, you could have JB doing the blue peter presenter back when it was peter purves, and then you have a wonderful collision of RL slash and DW multi-companion dimensional pillow-biting.

See, the problem with whacking off into a Time Rotor when it's in flight is that you could very probably inseminate the entirety of time and space in one shot. So his whole Emo Last of the Time Lords schtick is utter SHASH.