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Dear Gifts for the Geek

Please stop spamming me with Twilight merchandise. I'd rather stick my foot in a bacon slicer. The closest I get to shitty damsel-in-distress harlequins are Clive Cussler's Dirk Pitt novels, and that man's neutered gerbil has more testicles than the entire Meyers vampire clan combined.

No love,

Me.

Fucking fangirls. GET OUT OF MY GEEKDOM.

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