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[taleya]

Dear Gifts for the Geek

Please stop spamming me with Twilight merchandise. I'd rather stick my foot in a bacon slicer. The closest I get to shitty damsel-in-distress harlequins are Clive Cussler's Dirk Pitt novels, and that man's neutered gerbil has more testicles than the entire Meyers vampire clan combined.

No love,

Me.

Fucking fangirls. GET OUT OF MY GEEKDOM.

Comments

[felflowne.livejournal.com]

Dirk Pitt! OMFG. My secret shame are those books. :D

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Valhalla was pretty shite, and I haven't really picked one up since. (You could see he was heading the way of crapdom when Summer's kids came onto the scene in Atlantis Found)

But god dammit, prior to that they were great unpretentious bullshit stories about hard fightin' and hard fuckin' and great hairy-chested, cigar smoking men. I love 'em :D

[felflowne.livejournal.com]

I knoooow when the kids showed up it was a bit like "this is contriiiiived". :(

I loved the one where they turned the ship into an iceberg, and Inca Gold! XD

*hearts*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Inca Gold is a hoot from start to finish. Raise the Titanic is quite frankly hilarious in parts, and Treasure is one that's so insanely implausible, you have to love it - much like an episode of MacGyver.

[felflowne.livejournal.com]

*high fives*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

To the fine media genre of CHEESE! A TOAST!

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

*winces and covers the boys tank*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

mm. Vampire Gerbils.

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

Heh dont put your hand in there !

[taleya.livejournal.com]

OMNOMNOMNOM

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

somone tried to tell me thhat Twilight has artistic merit the other day. I laughed so hard my spleen snapped