taleya: (Broken stuff - DAMN YOU JUDE LAW)
taleya ([personal profile] taleya) wrote2010-04-29 03:01 am

o.O

I informed [livejournal.com profile] favyan that by visiting the meme, he is now pregnant with Jude Law's offspring. Like everyone else who's ever been to a page that holds an image of the man.

He promptly asked me to be his doula.

I am oddly touched by this.


...thank fuck my life shows no signs of approaching anything resembling sanity :D

[identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com 2010-04-29 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Pff please. Its strictly sexual

[identity profile] cutebutpsycho99.livejournal.com 2010-04-29 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
At least then pair me up with [livejournal.com profile] dire_redux. Anyone who can quote James Joyce's love letters wins points with me.

Besides, I prefer to have my mind stimulated before my nether regions. I like someone who I can have good talks with.