Welp...

[taleya]

torasin hath departed for Cad's buck's night, and will no doubt reel home some time tomorrow smelling of beer, pot and seedy cheap strip clubs. (I bailed out on Chich's hen's night 'cos...yeah, I love her like a sister, but a night stuck in a small room with a bunch of drunk giggling girly girls I have nothing in common with? Sounds like an accurate summation of my own personal idea of hell. They're probably wearing tiaras. And they are doing karaoke)

So! I have the house to myself. I can do all those things you do when you have the house to yourself. I've already wandered around naked, whacked off twice, and done the washing. Actually I think I did most of those before torasin left. Dammit.

I have just returned from a long meander around the neighbourhood on a hot summer's eve culminating in a trip to the bottleshop. I am liquored up, and think it's time for a drunken cacklefest on Trillian (omeeos for those who have AIM). *bangs flagon on desk* WHERE'S MAH FRENCH TART?

(And yes, I know, I should be taking those meme photos but 1) batteries need charging and 2) can't take a shot of the main library in the loungeroom 'cos there's a cage full of rats enjoying the aircon in front of it)

Comments

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I HAZ COWBOYS *waves bottle at you* COME HEEEEEEERE LITTLE DEMUUUUUUUU!!

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT. It's officially the afternoon, I can get ratted, right? Right?

Oh no, wait, shit, I have to drive places.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

BUT it's 23:43 on Sat night here where the alcohol is. Unless you've somwhere to be at midnight, it's perfectly safe!

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

....This is true. TO THE DEMUSMOBILE! *steals TARDIS*

oh, I was watching the Paul McGann Who!film the other day- I'd completely forgotten about the orgasm film editing that happens when he falls to his knees dressed in a sheet and screams "WHO AM I?", being intercut with the Master also screaming and lots of flashing light. Freudian, much?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

It's actually not too bad on re-watching when you know the cringe moments and can fast forward through Roberts' mugging, as opposed to the first time you saw it when your jaw hit the floor and your soul crawled out of your arse screaming for death....

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

I was only a wee bairn when I saw it for the first time; this soul death screaming explains so much!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

.......stfu I was groundskeeping staff at the local golfcourse.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*considers lolling, decides values own life higher than cheap laughs, keeps mum*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*hurls golf balls*

Did you want a copy of Without a Clue? I'm handing it out like smarties atm :D

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

BE THIS THE WONDROUS MICHAEL CAINE FILLUM?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

YES. YES IT IS. AND I STILL FUCKIN' LOVE IT

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THIS IN MY LIFE

[taleya.livejournal.com]

THEN HAVE IT YOU SHALL

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[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

LIFE IS SUDDENLY WORTH LIVING. THANK YOOOOOUUUUU!

On which note, I'd better skedaddle; being home for the weekend has put a terrible crimp on my crazy student lifestyle....G'night! *hugs and waves*