Welp...

[taleya]

torasin hath departed for Cad's buck's night, and will no doubt reel home some time tomorrow smelling of beer, pot and seedy cheap strip clubs. (I bailed out on Chich's hen's night 'cos...yeah, I love her like a sister, but a night stuck in a small room with a bunch of drunk giggling girly girls I have nothing in common with? Sounds like an accurate summation of my own personal idea of hell. They're probably wearing tiaras. And they are doing karaoke)

So! I have the house to myself. I can do all those things you do when you have the house to yourself. I've already wandered around naked, whacked off twice, and done the washing. Actually I think I did most of those before torasin left. Dammit.

I have just returned from a long meander around the neighbourhood on a hot summer's eve culminating in a trip to the bottleshop. I am liquored up, and think it's time for a drunken cacklefest on Trillian (omeeos for those who have AIM). *bangs flagon on desk* WHERE'S MAH FRENCH TART?

(And yes, I know, I should be taking those meme photos but 1) batteries need charging and 2) can't take a shot of the main library in the loungeroom 'cos there's a cage full of rats enjoying the aircon in front of it)

Comments

[taleya.livejournal.com]

.......stfu I was groundskeeping staff at the local golfcourse.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*considers lolling, decides values own life higher than cheap laughs, keeps mum*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*hurls golf balls*

Did you want a copy of Without a Clue? I'm handing it out like smarties atm :D

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

BE THIS THE WONDROUS MICHAEL CAINE FILLUM?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

YES. YES IT IS. AND I STILL FUCKIN' LOVE IT

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THIS IN MY LIFE

[taleya.livejournal.com]

THEN HAVE IT YOU SHALL

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[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

LIFE IS SUDDENLY WORTH LIVING. THANK YOOOOOUUUUU!

On which note, I'd better skedaddle; being home for the weekend has put a terrible crimp on my crazy student lifestyle....G'night! *hugs and waves*