taleya: (Broken stuff - DAMN YOU JUDE LAW)
taleya ([personal profile] taleya) wrote2010-04-29 03:01 am

o.O

I informed [livejournal.com profile] favyan that by visiting the meme, he is now pregnant with Jude Law's offspring. Like everyone else who's ever been to a page that holds an image of the man.

He promptly asked me to be his doula.

I am oddly touched by this.


...thank fuck my life shows no signs of approaching anything resembling sanity :D

[identity profile] siamesegoth2.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Sanity means being a grown up.

Bollocks to that!

Also, I just got all my hair cut off *cackles*

[identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I DEMAND PHOTOS! 'cos seriously, last I saw you had it like chin height.

But not tongiht 'cos it's 4am and I should be crashing. Blaaargh

[identity profile] cutebutpsycho99.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
DAMMIT. WHY AM I WITH PEACEHEATHER? Am I that annoying?

Don't answer that.

[identity profile] mothergoddamn.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHA! I would have paired you with [livejournal.com profile] wheres_walnut myself.

[identity profile] cutebutpsycho99.livejournal.com 2010-04-28 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I would love that pairing. We'd be that cute fluffy couple with the mud child and the wacky kid adventures.

Whereas you and Taleya would be the sexy crazy couple next door.

[identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com 2010-04-29 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Pff please. Its strictly sexual

[identity profile] cutebutpsycho99.livejournal.com 2010-04-29 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
At least then pair me up with [livejournal.com profile] dire_redux. Anyone who can quote James Joyce's love letters wins points with me.

Besides, I prefer to have my mind stimulated before my nether regions. I like someone who I can have good talks with.

[identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com 2010-04-29 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Someone just completely spammed the fucking filled prompts post with links to fills from [livejournal.com profile] sherlockkink

was...was my giant bold and threats of rape and ALL THAT OTHER SHIT too fucking subtle? Was it?

*sends them a PM and gets to deleting*

[identity profile] cutebutpsycho99.livejournal.com 2010-04-29 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I only saw one, but I wasn't sure if I should've said something or not, because I remember the thwap you gave me.

I didn't realize there were more.

[identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com 2010-04-29 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
IF it links to sherlockkink in the filled prompts post, it dun belong there. NUKE IT FROM ORBIT.

They have their own goddamn filled prompts page, 'snot my fault it's all messy. They certainly can't have our nice clean one.

[identity profile] cutebutpsycho99.livejournal.com 2010-04-29 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Gah. I have no mod powers (I have become archiving woman for Delicious, so that sucks up enough time along with filling prompts, and reality), but should I alert perhaps Wheres_Walnut, since she seems to be the American mod?

[identity profile] mothergoddamn.livejournal.com 2010-04-30 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
THERE!

http://sherlockkink.livejournal.com/2256.html?thread=10725072#t10725072

I captured you rather well I thought.

And this http://sherlockkink.livejournal.com/2256.html?thread=10739152#t10739152 just because I'm absurdly proud of it. I think it's the formatting...