Megafault's just as bad. That was the one that had people's shoes melting and them spontaneously combusting mid-step because yellowstone was destabilised by a new superweapon they fired to set off an earthquake to stop another earthquake. (I swear to god I am not making this up) They ended up resolving it by blowing up some coal mines to create a new "grand canyon", but never actually address the whole , y'know, IMMINENT SUPERVOLCANO ERUPTION.
Also, they lose points for the line "The earthquake has just become an extinction event"
I will never forget the earthqueak movie that was resolved using a truck filled with premixed A-B foam XD I just howled at the foams shit that was setting as it squidged out the crevices and the hero informed people his best mate got stuck in the foam then went to clean his wife's tonsils as everyone cheered XD
ahahah what about 2012? HOLY SHIT 90% of HUMANITY HAS BEEN KILLED, INCLUDING MY WIFE'S NEW PARTNER (Who's not really a dick after all but a good guy, dammit) IN A GIGANTIC EXTINCTION-LEVEL EVENT AND THE NEW SOUTH POLE IS WINSCOSIN BUT HEY ! AT LEAST MY DAUGHTER'S STOPPED PISSING THE BED AT NIGHT.
As much as I've enjoyed TWD rick was saved from being eaten by...a gurny. Those fuckers were using rocks to break windows open, yet non of them figured out how to move the trolley thing a few inches and get to the Buffet inside?
Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on that one. The molecules that comprise that movie would have been better purposed to compose the tumours in my gut and small intestine..
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Also, they lose points for the line "The earthquake has just become an extinction event"
oh syfy. Why you fail so hard.
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(is late the party sue me)
I will never forget the earthqueak movie that was resolved using a truck filled with premixed A-B foam XD I just howled at the foams shit that was setting as it squidged out the crevices and the hero informed people his best mate got stuck in the foam then went to clean his wife's tonsils as everyone cheered XD
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SMILES ALL ROUND!
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As much as I've enjoyed TWD rick was saved from being eaten by...a gurny. Those fuckers were using rocks to break windows open, yet non of them figured out how to move the trolley thing a few inches and get to the Buffet inside?
Solution: dinosaurs
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Dante's Peak.
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