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I am stuck at home. I am bored. And I appear to have slipped back into Graveyard hours, god dammit.
Urge to clean house at 1am. Oh how I've missed you.
Urge to clean house at 1am. Oh how I've missed you.
2010-04-29
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I am stuck at home. I am bored. And I appear to have slipped back into Graveyard hours, god dammit.
Urge to clean house at 1am. Oh how I've missed you.
Urge to clean house at 1am. Oh how I've missed you.
o.O
I informed ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
favyan that by visiting the meme, he is now pregnant with Jude Law's offspring. Like everyone else who's ever been to a page that holds an image of the man.
He promptly asked me to be his doula.
I am oddly touched by this.
...thank fuck my life shows no signs of approaching anything resembling sanity :D
favyan that by visiting the meme, he is now pregnant with Jude Law's offspring. Like everyone else who's ever been to a page that holds an image of the man.He promptly asked me to be his doula.
I am oddly touched by this.
...thank fuck my life shows no signs of approaching anything resembling sanity :D
o.O
I informed favyan that by visiting the meme, he is now pregnant with Jude Law's offspring. Like everyone else who's ever been to a page that holds an image of the man.
He promptly asked me to be his doula.
I am oddly touched by this.
...thank fuck my life shows no signs of approaching anything resembling sanity :D
favyan that by visiting the meme, he is now pregnant with Jude Law's offspring. Like everyone else who's ever been to a page that holds an image of the man.He promptly asked me to be his doula.
I am oddly touched by this.
...thank fuck my life shows no signs of approaching anything resembling sanity :D
Men are strange, strange creatures
Cleared out the pantry today (and that damn near wiped me out) and well...
Ok. I know why the box of speaker cable was in that corner. It's where we put stuff we need to take out to the Man Room but are too lazy too right now. Ditto the severed zombie head, the NYE hat and the box of empty brewer's bottles. And I completely understand the slab of beer sitting there.
I can even forgive the fact that we had four open packets of pine nuts (torasin forgets to CHECK THE PANTRY before shopping for incidentals) and the raw cashews, and the almonds.
BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE JAR OF VEGEMITE? 400g, completely empty, sealed up and neatly placed back on the shelf next to an open, half-full jar. Why would you do that?
Ok. I know why the box of speaker cable was in that corner. It's where we put stuff we need to take out to the Man Room but are too lazy too right now. Ditto the severed zombie head, the NYE hat and the box of empty brewer's bottles. And I completely understand the slab of beer sitting there.
I can even forgive the fact that we had four open packets of pine nuts (
torasin forgets to CHECK THE PANTRY before shopping for incidentals) and the raw cashews, and the almonds.BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE JAR OF VEGEMITE? 400g, completely empty, sealed up and neatly placed back on the shelf next to an open, half-full jar. Why would you do that?
Men are strange, strange creatures
Cleared out the pantry today (and that damn near wiped me out) and well...
Ok. I know why the box of speaker cable was in that corner. It's where we put stuff we need to take out to the Man Room but are too lazy too right now. Ditto the severed zombie head, the NYE hat and the box of empty brewer's bottles. And I completely understand the slab of beer sitting there.
I can even forgive the fact that we had four open packets of pine nuts (torasin forgets to CHECK THE PANTRY before shopping for incidentals) and the raw cashews, and the almonds.
BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE JAR OF VEGEMITE? 400g, completely empty, sealed up and neatly placed back on the shelf next to an open, half-full jar. Why would you do that?
Ok. I know why the box of speaker cable was in that corner. It's where we put stuff we need to take out to the Man Room but are too lazy too right now. Ditto the severed zombie head, the NYE hat and the box of empty brewer's bottles. And I completely understand the slab of beer sitting there.
I can even forgive the fact that we had four open packets of pine nuts (
torasin forgets to CHECK THE PANTRY before shopping for incidentals) and the raw cashews, and the almonds.BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE JAR OF VEGEMITE? 400g, completely empty, sealed up and neatly placed back on the shelf next to an open, half-full jar. Why would you do that?
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