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Fuck you, Australian government.
May. 13th, 2011 04:17 pmThe more I think about it, the more pissed I am at the government definition of marriage. (moreso than usual)
The one that denies legitimate couples a basic fucking right.
The one that legally must be cited at my marriage as part of the ceremony.
On this, of all days, I am NOT going to pander to your stupid, senseless, arrogant bigotry. The more I think about it, the more pissed I get. At the moment I'm pretty damned well thermonuclear. By the time the actual ceremony rolls around I will be SETTING SHIT ON FIRE
The one that denies legitimate couples a basic fucking right.
The one that legally must be cited at my marriage as part of the ceremony.
On this, of all days, I am NOT going to pander to your stupid, senseless, arrogant bigotry. The more I think about it, the more pissed I get. At the moment I'm pretty damned well thermonuclear. By the time the actual ceremony rolls around I will be SETTING SHIT ON FIRE
Fuck you, Australian government.
May. 13th, 2011 04:17 pmThe more I think about it, the more pissed I am at the government definition of marriage. (moreso than usual)
The one that denies legitimate couples a basic fucking right.
The one that legally must be cited at my marriage as part of the ceremony.
On this, of all days, I am NOT going to pander to your stupid, senseless, arrogant bigotry. The more I think about it, the more pissed I get. At the moment I'm pretty damned well thermonuclear. By the time the actual ceremony rolls around I will be SETTING SHIT ON FIRE
The one that denies legitimate couples a basic fucking right.
The one that legally must be cited at my marriage as part of the ceremony.
On this, of all days, I am NOT going to pander to your stupid, senseless, arrogant bigotry. The more I think about it, the more pissed I get. At the moment I'm pretty damned well thermonuclear. By the time the actual ceremony rolls around I will be SETTING SHIT ON FIRE
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Mar. 14th, 2011 11:52 pmSo, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
torasin was watching a bunch of QA clips on their website. And it came up with the teabag party and the idiots over in the US and someone asked in passing what the Australian version would be called.
Noted journalists, politicians, people with the grandiose idea their opinions have more weight than most and not a single goddamn one thought of the Eureka Stockade, which would be the closest to Australia's version of the Boston tea party.
Youuuuuuuuuuuu fucktards.
torasin was watching a bunch of QA clips on their website. And it came up with the teabag party and the idiots over in the US and someone asked in passing what the Australian version would be called.Noted journalists, politicians, people with the grandiose idea their opinions have more weight than most and not a single goddamn one thought of the Eureka Stockade, which would be the closest to Australia's version of the Boston tea party.
Youuuuuuuuuuuu fucktards.
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Mar. 14th, 2011 11:52 pmSo, torasin was watching a bunch of QA clips on their website. And it came up with the teabag party and the idiots over in the US and someone asked in passing what the Australian version would be called.
Noted journalists, politicians, people with the grandiose idea their opinions have more weight than most and not a single goddamn one thought of the Eureka Stockade, which would be the closest to Australia's version of the Boston tea party.
Youuuuuuuuuuuu fucktards.
torasin was watching a bunch of QA clips on their website. And it came up with the teabag party and the idiots over in the US and someone asked in passing what the Australian version would be called.Noted journalists, politicians, people with the grandiose idea their opinions have more weight than most and not a single goddamn one thought of the Eureka Stockade, which would be the closest to Australia's version of the Boston tea party.
Youuuuuuuuuuuu fucktards.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Feb. 22nd, 2010 02:39 pmYou know, it's a quiet day. I'm puttering about, cleaning my office.
Let me tell you, when you're sitting there watching The Hound of the Baskervilles, cleaning your keyboard, minding your own business, right up in the list of Things You Do Not Want To Happen is while watching the start with the death of Sir Charles on the moor with the howling and theme music and the spookiness and the dog leaps then a GIANT FUCKING POSSUM FIGHT ERUPTS IN THE WALL BEHIND YOU.
Jesus fucking christ.
Fucking brushtails. They hiss. They screech. They do these fucked up guttural coughs, and I'm sorry non-Australians, but there's no real way to portray the unearthly horrifying KWAAAAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A-A-A noise they make in the middle of the night that even IF you've grown up around them makes you go "JESUS FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT?.
The ripping noises of their claws INSIDE MY HOUSE also do NOT help.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Let me tell you, when you're sitting there watching The Hound of the Baskervilles, cleaning your keyboard, minding your own business, right up in the list of Things You Do Not Want To Happen is while watching the start with the death of Sir Charles on the moor with the howling and theme music and the spookiness and the dog leaps then a GIANT FUCKING POSSUM FIGHT ERUPTS IN THE WALL BEHIND YOU.
Jesus fucking christ.
Fucking brushtails. They hiss. They screech. They do these fucked up guttural coughs, and I'm sorry non-Australians, but there's no real way to portray the unearthly horrifying KWAAAAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A-A-A noise they make in the middle of the night that even IF you've grown up around them makes you go "JESUS FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT?.
The ripping noises of their claws INSIDE MY HOUSE also do NOT help.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Feb. 22nd, 2010 02:39 pmYou know, it's a quiet day. I'm puttering about, cleaning my office.
Let me tell you, when you're sitting there watching The Hound of the Baskervilles, cleaning your keyboard, minding your own business, right up in the list of Things You Do Not Want To Happen is while watching the start with the death of Sir Charles on the moor with the howling and theme music and the spookiness and the dog leaps then a GIANT FUCKING POSSUM FIGHT ERUPTS IN THE WALL BEHIND YOU.
Jesus fucking christ.
Fucking brushtails. They hiss. They screech. They do these fucked up guttural coughs, and I'm sorry non-Australians, but there's no real way to portray the unearthly horrifying KWAAAAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A-A-A noise they make in the middle of the night that even IF you've grown up around them makes you go "JESUS FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT?.
The ripping noises of their claws INSIDE MY HOUSE also do NOT help.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Let me tell you, when you're sitting there watching The Hound of the Baskervilles, cleaning your keyboard, minding your own business, right up in the list of Things You Do Not Want To Happen is while watching the start with the death of Sir Charles on the moor with the howling and theme music and the spookiness and the dog leaps then a GIANT FUCKING POSSUM FIGHT ERUPTS IN THE WALL BEHIND YOU.
Jesus fucking christ.
Fucking brushtails. They hiss. They screech. They do these fucked up guttural coughs, and I'm sorry non-Australians, but there's no real way to portray the unearthly horrifying KWAAAAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A-A-A noise they make in the middle of the night that even IF you've grown up around them makes you go "JESUS FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT?.
The ripping noises of their claws INSIDE MY HOUSE also do NOT help.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Jan. 15th, 2010 11:20 amhttp://everything2.com/title/Wombats+in+light+speed+experiments
ok, that's it. From now on I'm measuring LS and its increments solely in units of Wombat.
ok, that's it. From now on I'm measuring LS and its increments solely in units of Wombat.
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Jan. 15th, 2010 11:20 amhttp://everything2.com/title/Wombats+in+light+speed+experiments
ok, that's it. From now on I'm measuring LS and its increments solely in units of Wombat.
ok, that's it. From now on I'm measuring LS and its increments solely in units of Wombat.
Outrageous Aussie Sayings
I'm of two minds of this. On one hand, it's full of the usual deprecated bullshit that induces Cultural Cringe. On the other, it does have quite a few of our....quaint terms of phrase in there.
Although I must admit i'm quite enamoured with "Tis a pity thy mouth be ringed with teeth, 'cos doth spoil a perfect arsehole."
A CHALLENGE TO NON-AUSSIES ON MY FLIST!
Can you pick the legitimate ones in use today? (And not by anyone in NT, they're fucking redneck baboons who eat each other)
I'm of two minds of this. On one hand, it's full of the usual deprecated bullshit that induces Cultural Cringe. On the other, it does have quite a few of our....quaint terms of phrase in there.
Although I must admit i'm quite enamoured with "Tis a pity thy mouth be ringed with teeth, 'cos doth spoil a perfect arsehole."
A CHALLENGE TO NON-AUSSIES ON MY FLIST!
Can you pick the legitimate ones in use today? (And not by anyone in NT, they're fucking redneck baboons who eat each other)
Outrageous Aussie Sayings
I'm of two minds of this. On one hand, it's full of the usual deprecated bullshit that induces Cultural Cringe. On the other, it does have quite a few of our....quaint terms of phrase in there.
Although I must admit i'm quite enamoured with "Tis a pity thy mouth be ringed with teeth, 'cos doth spoil a perfect arsehole."
A CHALLENGE TO NON-AUSSIES ON MY FLIST!
Can you pick the legitimate ones in use today? (And not by anyone in NT, they're fucking redneck baboons who eat each other)
I'm of two minds of this. On one hand, it's full of the usual deprecated bullshit that induces Cultural Cringe. On the other, it does have quite a few of our....quaint terms of phrase in there.
Although I must admit i'm quite enamoured with "Tis a pity thy mouth be ringed with teeth, 'cos doth spoil a perfect arsehole."
A CHALLENGE TO NON-AUSSIES ON MY FLIST!
Can you pick the legitimate ones in use today? (And not by anyone in NT, they're fucking redneck baboons who eat each other)
Random Australian History Fact
Jul. 18th, 2008 03:16 pmFreddo Frog was responsible for an important Australian scientific expedition.
Which one?
Freddo Frog was one of the successful confectionary lines manufactured by Mac Robertson. It was with money from his confectionary business that Mac Robertson funded Mawson’s part in the joint British, Australian and New Zealand expedition to the Antarctic in the late 1920's. The work done by the expedition led to the formation of the Australian Antarctic Territory in 1936.
:)
Which one?
Freddo Frog was one of the successful confectionary lines manufactured by Mac Robertson. It was with money from his confectionary business that Mac Robertson funded Mawson’s part in the joint British, Australian and New Zealand expedition to the Antarctic in the late 1920's. The work done by the expedition led to the formation of the Australian Antarctic Territory in 1936.
:)
Random Australian History Fact
Jul. 18th, 2008 03:16 pmFreddo Frog was responsible for an important Australian scientific expedition.
Which one?
Freddo Frog was one of the successful confectionary lines manufactured by Mac Robertson. It was with money from his confectionary business that Mac Robertson funded Mawson’s part in the joint British, Australian and New Zealand expedition to the Antarctic in the late 1920's. The work done by the expedition led to the formation of the Australian Antarctic Territory in 1936.
:)
Which one?
Freddo Frog was one of the successful confectionary lines manufactured by Mac Robertson. It was with money from his confectionary business that Mac Robertson funded Mawson’s part in the joint British, Australian and New Zealand expedition to the Antarctic in the late 1920's. The work done by the expedition led to the formation of the Australian Antarctic Territory in 1936.
:)
