The Apocalypse is upon us

[taleya]

Seriously.

The impossible has happened.

I've actually drunk so much fucking coke that even I can't digest it all.

Kiss your loved ones goodbye and get ready to stone the christians.

It has been a very baaaaaad night....

Comments

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*runs for cover*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

BTW, if you wanted an electronic copy mvidmvidmvidmvid of certain eps, clicky here (http://members.dodo.com.au/~m00f/hitch.html)

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Thank you, but I have them on DVD. That is enough for me!

[the-dagda.livejournal.com]

IMPOSSIBLE! There is NO known limit for coke consumption...unless you explode.

At which point, ew.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

KABABABAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[scribe-of-stars.livejournal.com]

New York Times headline tomorrow: "Australian Continent Destroyed; Soda Carbonation Reached Critical Mass in Local Network Administrator"

Of course, this leaves Coca-Cola no choice but to change its name to "Coca-Qaeda" and sell soda on the black market.

[fire-wuff.livejournal.com]

When your throat starts bleeding from the acidosis is a pretty good sign that you've had enough.....happened once doinga show I realised tat I had had nothing but coke for three days and then in stupid amounts..... body did not forgive that one easily.

[lordstorm.livejournal.com]

I'd hate to see your blood-sugar around about now.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

You know how much coke I drink normally?

Factor it by around 10.

I'm starting to sweat caffeine..

[rileydag.livejournal.com]

You think you have had too much caffeine?

You know it's too much when the twitching becomes a high frequency vibration of such intensity that you set off motion sensors while standing still and all the windows shatter from the oscilation wave.

Sweating caffeine, you're almost there...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

been there done that - have drunk so much coke on occasion that I literally can't sit still, my left leg jiggles like crazy and I sing along to Falco.

[the-10thdoctor.livejournal.com]

One time I had so much caffiene that I thought my heart was clawing its way up out of my throat. Then I started swaying even when I was standing perfectly still.

There's a reason Persian tea is served in tiny glasses and not mugs, I guess. :D

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

coke coke coke coke I live on it *bounce*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Aw, that was the perfect opportunity for bouncy!ford!

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

^^^ TEH BOUNCE!DIXON XD

[taleya.livejournal.com]

DANCE MOTHERFUCKA! DAAAAAAAAAANCE@!!!!

BTW, did you see the completed soggyfic on filthcave?

*goes in search of peanuts, discovers undiscovered bag of dim sims and GRINS*

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh, 'tis completed? *bounces over*

I want to write more smut but I'm up early tomorrow... ah well, I can stick around for a *little* while, I suppose... *thinks of perviness*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

well, the first chapter :P I need to get my granny-beta arse on it.

Keep meaning to discuss encoding with you - you rip stuff straight off DVD to Mpeg? which proggy you use? (when I encode I go the whole Gordian Knot encoding route)

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

I read it earlier, actually - it was so beautiful... AND THERE IS SNUGGLING! I AM SO HAPPY THERE IS SNUGGLING!!!

To rip from DVD to MPEG I use Womble MPEG Encoder; it'll read VOB files and go MPEG on their arses. :)

[taleya.livejournal.com]

So help me woman, if I end up with the womble theme in my head again...

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I wobble free, not Womble free... XD

[taleya.livejournal.com]

BONNIE LANGFORD!

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

erm... what about her? O_o Apart from being monumentally scary...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I hear she's actually banned under the geneva convention

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

For being monumentally wrong? *nods*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

in every possible sense of the word.

Be in the cave in a second - just beta'ing through teh soggyfic :)

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

Okeycokey. Should I bother writing more to that wankfic? O_o

[taleya.livejournal.com]

ooooooooh yes please

*dirty ol' omi*

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

*heeheehee*

Ford getting his rocks off XD and then... well, you know what's gonna happen anyway :)

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Sticky hands and a sudden urge for a towel? :P

gonna bung some dimmies on, back in a sec...(and I expect WANKING when I come back!)

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

Er, I have updated. :)

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*shoves over old ladies and hurries over*

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

*not sure whether to leave it where it is or continue, ad if so how far - declarations of love, or the full monty smutfest one of them getting done six ways from Sunday*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

The swords are out sweetie, put 'em to good use.

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

Ahh, no, the one you REALLY need to worry about is Diabetes In A Cup. One third red cordial (undiluted), two thirds Coke.

Those, especially in combination with sleep deprivation, actually made me hallucinate.

*giggles at The Oncoming Coat*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah

Ever mixed doctor pepper and coke? :D Or raspberry lemonade and coke? Two parts raspberry lemonade (schweppes for preference) one part coke. that mix fucks you up but good.

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

Never tried that XD Sounds fun!