The Apocalypse is upon us

[taleya]

Seriously.

The impossible has happened.

I've actually drunk so much fucking coke that even I can't digest it all.

Kiss your loved ones goodbye and get ready to stone the christians.

It has been a very baaaaaad night....

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New York Times headline tomorrow: "Australian Continent Destroyed; Soda Carbonation Reached Critical Mass in Local Network Administrator"

Of course, this leaves Coca-Cola no choice but to change its name to "Coca-Qaeda" and sell soda on the black market.