The Apocalypse is upon us

[taleya]

Seriously.

The impossible has happened.

I've actually drunk so much fucking coke that even I can't digest it all.

Kiss your loved ones goodbye and get ready to stone the christians.

It has been a very baaaaaad night....

Comments

[the-dagda.livejournal.com]

IMPOSSIBLE! There is NO known limit for coke consumption...unless you explode.

At which point, ew.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

KABABABAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[scribe-of-stars.livejournal.com]

New York Times headline tomorrow: "Australian Continent Destroyed; Soda Carbonation Reached Critical Mass in Local Network Administrator"

Of course, this leaves Coca-Cola no choice but to change its name to "Coca-Qaeda" and sell soda on the black market.

[fire-wuff.livejournal.com]

When your throat starts bleeding from the acidosis is a pretty good sign that you've had enough.....happened once doinga show I realised tat I had had nothing but coke for three days and then in stupid amounts..... body did not forgive that one easily.