Stolen from mothergoddamn

[taleya]

Lots of pillows or just one?
- Usually two, sometimes three. One I bunch up under my head, the other I snug. Sometimes three if my legs fuck up and I need to cushion them.

What kind of books do you read?
- All of them. Except Twilight.

What's the weirdest thing you've seen today?
- Sadly, I can't think of a single bloody thing. This is not due to a dearth of weirdness. Quite the opposite in fact. It's commonplace.

ZOMBIES OR ROBOTS: Which apocalypse is scarier?
-Zombies

What's really creepy?
- That old man sitting in the corner of my loungeroom furiously masturbating

What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
- Well, been hitting the Kmeme up a chunk, but that's mostly boredom related. Current obsession would be getting the bench restored for the back and plotting out Enigma's new guts.

What was the last book you read that really got to you?
- Hrmmm. Define "got" As in Got in my head? Fucked me up? It. About twenty years ago. I'm disturbingly imperturbable. No, wait. American Psycho. That book is just revoltingly idiotic and attempting to pass gorn off as some high-minded allegory. I am not fooled. You are batshit.

What websites do you always visit when you go online?
-Livejournal, email, fark, cracked

What was the last thing you bought?
- 5 port AV switch. WITH A REMOTE CONTROL, FUCKER!

How do you think you'll die?
- Hilariously

Do you get cravings? If so, what do you crave?
- Lime and Cracked Pepper chips. Tuna.

What do you do to change your mood?
- Beat the shit out of a bunch of midget orphans

What is your zodiac sign?
- Virgo. QUELLE FUCKIN' SUPRISE FOR THOSE WHO KNOW ME.

Do you want to learn another language?
- I'm half-assedly learning French. I already speak Italian, and get by in about another four or so languages

Five things you can't live without?
- music, a notebook a pen, and something to do. MY MIND REBELS AT STAGNATION

Find the closest book currently sitting near you and flip to page 54. What is the first sentence of the second paragraph?
- fuuuck I'm sitting behind four bookcases with a fifth beside me *flaily*
I told Dufour exactly what I had in mind, and, on the following evening, instead of dining at my hotel, I went in search of the scoundrel. (beau sabreur)

What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
- Oh get over yourself you silly twat.

What are you looking forward to?
- The destruction of all life on Earth. Or the rise of the zombies. Or payday. Whichever comes first.