Conversations with a madwoman

The more I think about it, the more pissed I am at the government definition of marriage. (moreso than usual)

The one that denies legitimate couples a basic fucking right.

The one that legally must be cited at my marriage as part of the ceremony.

On this, of all days, I am NOT going to pander to your stupid, senseless, arrogant bigotry. The more I think about it, the more pissed I get. At the moment I'm pretty damned well thermonuclear. By the time the actual ceremony rolls around I will be SETTING SHIT ON FIRE

From an article purporting to break the STAGGERING news that THE CREATOR of DOCTOR WHO Sydney Newman said the ONLY way to save the show would be to MAKE HIM A WOMAN!!!!


...yeah, ol' skoolers know exactly how many things are wrong with that above sentence.

But this bit from the article really, really pissed me off:

The UK Resource Centre for Women in Science, Engineering and Technology yesterday called on the BBC to finally realise Mr Newman's vision and ensure that the current Doctor, Matt Smith, is succeeded by a woman.

Jane Butcher, the centre's assistant director, said: "Having a high-profile TV character such as Doctor Who being played by a female would raise the profile of women in science and would help convince young women that they can make an important contribution, both as scientists and as leaders."

How the FUCK does that help women be convinced they can stand on their own make a contribution rah rah vag power if the only fucking way they can make it popular is by STEALING A MALE ROLE? Stop trying to ride the coattails of things that are popular and stand on your own two goddamn feet, you stupid bint! You're practically the antithesis of feminism at this point!

"WAAAAAH WE AIN'T POPULAR ENOUGH. MAKE US POPULAR BY LOPPING OFF MALE CHARACTERS TESTICLES. MAKE THEM LIKE US."

2081, anyone?

Try making your own character that isn't shit. Maybe that would help. It certainly worked for Sam Carter, "Bones" Brennan, Susan Calvin, Jordan Cavanaugh, Zira, Ellen Ripley, Liz Shaw and a host of others.

Twat.

The Fail, it is fucking EPIC

Institutionalised racism =/= racism as a whole. learn it

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2009/05/04/antivax-kills/

Ok. That's it. That's enough from your mouthbreathing fucktards.

If anyone on my flist is stupid enough to tout the antivax bullshit, get out. Now. I don't want to hear it - not your bleating excuses, not your bumbling faux-scientific bullshit, none of it. Out. Now. And get the fuck out of my genepool while you're at it.

Your outright stupidity is killing other people's children. We warned you and fucking warned you and all you did was sit and bleat about your psedoscience and continue to feed at the font of Dorey's horse shit. Enough.

I'm usually a live and let live, but seriously, the government needs to step in on this. This isn't a matter of "waaah my choice" this is indulging in activities that are actively endangering the rest of the tribe. And most of our laws are in place primarily to stop shit of that nature.

Go live in a fucking enclave and take your 16th century diseases with you, fucksticks.


in other news, got sent home from work today. Fucking back

Looks like Maple has a genital myco flare up at the moment.

Well, we're working on that assumption. Given the fact her cagemate (and sister) has had it, and she's not presenting symptoms for any other cause of vaginal bleeding, we're going from there. Got her started on the Vibravet/Baytril antibiotics and will take her to the vet next pay (The first thing the vet will do is get her on the antibiotics to see if that clears it up first anyway, so we is not bad rat parents for not rushing over straight away :P ) And this is going to be fun because unlike Paggles, cleaning up around Maple's cooter requires two people due to her sheer frakkin' bulk. (One to hold, one to see what the fuck they're doing past all the rat)

But in better news, she is holding to her diet and de-fattening happily ^_^

Got torasin his piemaker, and hopefully we shall have pies. Need to pick up some ingredients. He wants to eat healthier (Lit: "Stop eating so much shit for lunch") and I'm always for something that means I cook a shitload of food and freeze it for later :D

The house continues to fill with hallow e'en goodies. Tombstones that need to be plastered, plans, skulls, and enough electronics to probably get us ranked as terrorists or something. And there's a hard weekend's worth of garden work getting gradually washed away by the near-fucking-constant rain since Monday morning.

Life as usual in the Meeshouse...

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FCC fines ABC for indecency

Jesus fuck.

The agency proposed the highest fine possible for the broadcast, which briefly showed the side and back of a naked woman getting into a shower.

"Although ABC argues, without citing any authority, that the buttocks are not a sexual organ, we reject this argument, which runs counter to both case law  and common sense," the FCC said in its complaint.

For those of you that may think this ruling is fair, please let me elaborate.

The backside of a human being is not a sexual organ. The buttocks are are rounded portions of the anatomy located on the posterior of the pelvic region. They are composed mostly of gluteal muscles with a lovely layer of fat, and their purpose is to allow us to sit upright without putting weight on our feet. True, they do split at a point and surround a hole, but that hole is designed for the defecation of waste material. It can be used in a sexual manner, but so can the mouth, the hand, and indeed a greased up knothole in a tree. This does not make them a sexual organ. They are nothing to be ashamed of, they are nothing to be afraid of, they are part of the human anatomy.

They have been sexualised, yes, but that is due to the fact that humans, like most animals, are randy fucks. And most often due to the titillation factor of a body part usually unseen by casual clothing. Other items that have been sexualised are legs, feet, foodstuffs, languages, the entire female body and sheep.

But lastly, and most importantly

If you can't stand the site of a pair of human buttcheeks YOU SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING WATCHING NYPD BLUE. It is not a nice show. It showes the aftermath of bloody murders, horrific sex crimes, the seedy underbelly of humanity. If a human arse offends you to the point of writing a nasty letter, but the other factors waft serenely by your mental blinders, then get the FUCK out of my genepool.

Seriously. Get the fuck out.

Sex is not a dirty, filthy thing that should be fled from. Agreed, there are ages where children should remain children and not know about adult matters like that, but children of that age should not be watching fucking shows aimed at adults.

You want disgust? I have your disgust right here. It's unacceptable to see the human body in its natural form. It's unacceptable to see expressions of love between a man and a woman, or a man and a man, or a woman and a woman, or indeed a woman, man and fifteen midgets. However, seeing the human form brutalised, degraded and torn apart is classified as entertainment? Seeing animals tormented and slaughtered, weapons made with no other purpose than to take another life being glorified...this is all ok?

You disgust me. Absolutely fucking disgust me.

Sample questions from ol Johnny Fartknocker's "Citizenship Quiz"

( Lessee.... )

Fuck. 18/20 (12 to pass). Dammit, there goes my point :P

Seriously. The hell. What the fucking hell. Here's your new test, if you can peel yourself away from Bush's cock long enough to pay attention:

Can you speak english at a functional level for the society you will be living in? Y/N
Are you a wanker of a higher accord than most QLD'ers? Y/N
Are you aware that by becoming an Australian Citizen, you will be expected to ACT like a citizen of Australia? Y/N


You're in. Unless you answered Y to the second one, or N to the third, in which case fuck off. (it probably doesn't help that I live in Melbourne, where we mostly play nice and lack the Sydney insanity)

Mind you. i'm rather persnickity. Seriously, we have a population deficit approaching? So get a shitload of immigrants in, train 'em up (if needed), give them citizenship, and fill the hole that way. Or just export the boomers, either way it's all good. Just stop fucking eying off my womb and expect me to punch out babies for the fatherland.

If you haven't seen more than a handful of badly dubbed badly chosen dumbed down idiot series in your life, shut the fuck up and stop crapping on the entire genre. In fact, if you haven't even seen Evangelion, you have no right to an opinion whatsoever.

Seriously. Stop with the freaking hate, you mongoloids. Especially those of you with complete boxed sets of Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, King of the Hill or any other bloody animated series.



In other news, Trigun still rocks my socks, even damned near a decade after I first started nabbing the fansub releases. Oh the days, the heady days. When anime was subtitled by amateurs who knew the value of a good curse and dealt under the table on IRC chans.

Still, it's still a great series. Even in my shitty 320x240 releases. And the lead-up to and events in the ep Sin STILL make me go "oh shit...oh shit...OH SHIT! "

And Leonof's dolls have to be the creepiest piece of animated work since the Marionettes in Vampire Princess Miyu

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