Glaswegian Rhapsody (excerpt)
Is this the real life?
Is this the methadone?
Stuck in the Gorbals wi two bob fur the telephone.
Open yer wine
And talk wi a whine like me...
Am jist a Weegie, gie us yer Sunny D
Cos ah'll chib yer pal
Rip yer da
Slash yer dug
Ride yer maw...