But there's no danger...it's a professional career....

COME, REQUEST BATSHITTERY. I SHALL AQUIESCE.

But there's no danger...it's a professional career....

COME, REQUEST BATSHITTERY. I SHALL AQUIESCE.

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( And if every relationship is a two-way street, I have been screwing in the back whilst you drive..... )

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( And if every relationship is a two-way street, I have been screwing in the back whilst you drive..... )

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faaaaaaaaaaaaark you brain, I should not have to look up sternoclavicular joint WHEN WRITING FUCKING PORN.

EDIT: AND GODSDAMMIT torasin, STOP PUTTING MY MASTER FIGURINE IN COMPROMISING POSITIONS BEHIND CAPTAIN PORKER.

( JOHN SIMM IS KNEE-DEEP IN PUSSY, HE DOESN'T NEED TO RESORT TO FOAM PIGS! )

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faaaaaaaaaaaaark you brain, I should not have to look up sternoclavicular joint WHEN WRITING FUCKING PORN.

EDIT: AND GODSDAMMIT torasin, STOP PUTTING MY MASTER FIGURINE IN COMPROMISING POSITIONS BEHIND CAPTAIN PORKER.

( JOHN SIMM IS KNEE-DEEP IN PUSSY, HE DOESN'T NEED TO RESORT TO FOAM PIGS! )

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HALP, HALP, I'VE FALLEN INTO TVTROPES AND CAN'T GET BACK OUT

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HALP, HALP, I'VE FALLEN INTO TVTROPES AND CAN'T GET BACK OUT