1. Ahhh, Plava Laguna. Who played her, again? And was that her real voice, or was it digitally enhanced/pastede on yey/what have you?
2. Milla Jovovich: Okay, maybe I'm not the best judge, but I thought the Perfect Being would be somewhere around a C cup. (This is an example of typical human arrogance: assuming a Perfect Being would look like them...) Also, they could have choreographed her fight sequence a little bit less slapsticky.
3. Why does the Embodiment of All Evil take the form of a gigantic-ass unwieldy planetoid? Since The Fifth Element came out in 1997, shouldn't Sephiroth be complaining that some other avatar of Chaos was trying to steal his thunder? And do you realize that this started Bruce Willis on his career as an asteroid-stopper, one that ended in heroic tragedy?
BRUCE WILLIS VS. KILLER ASTEROIDS
The Fifth Element: Asteroid neutralized by unconventional woman-projectile-vomiting-light-hundreds-of-miles-into-space weapon (Winner: Bruce Willis)
Armageddon: Asteroid destroyed by nukes when Bruce Willis defies physics time and time again, eventually sacrificing himself to push The Button (Winner: Draw)
CURRENT STANDINGS
Bruce Willis: 1-0-1 Killer Asteroids: 0-1-1
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4. "Quarter Pounder with Spite" would be a great name for a band.
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Date: 2006-03-30 10:34 am (UTC)2. Milla Jovovich: Okay, maybe I'm not the best judge, but I thought the Perfect Being would be somewhere around a C cup. (This is an example of typical human arrogance: assuming a Perfect Being would look like them...) Also, they could have choreographed her fight sequence a little bit less slapsticky.
3. Why does the Embodiment of All Evil take the form of a gigantic-ass unwieldy planetoid? Since The Fifth Element came out in 1997, shouldn't Sephiroth be complaining that some other avatar of Chaos was trying to steal his thunder? And do you realize that this started Bruce Willis on his career as an asteroid-stopper, one that ended in heroic tragedy?
The Fifth Element: Asteroid neutralized by unconventional woman-projectile-vomiting-light-hundreds-of-miles-into-space weapon (Winner: Bruce Willis)
Armageddon: Asteroid destroyed by nukes when Bruce Willis defies physics time and time again, eventually sacrificing himself to push The Button (Winner: Draw)
CURRENT STANDINGS
Bruce Willis: 1-0-1
Killer Asteroids: 0-1-1
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4. "Quarter Pounder with Spite" would be a great name for a band.