Livejournal Writing Challenge
Jul. 29th, 2007 09:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
taleyaWARNING! MAJOR SPOILERS FOR HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
There is one line that shits me. And I wish to destroy it. Join me in this challenge.
Those of you who don't want spoilers, move along. Those of you who have read it, or don't particularly give a shit?
The challenge: To take that excremental throwaway footnote regard Tonks and Remus' deaths, and screw it over. More than JKR has done, that is.
The line:
So far:
...Remus and Tonks, pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling. For a moment, he thought they were dead. On closer inspection he realised they weren't dead, but they were naked. And moving in an odd humping motion that made his pants suddenly seem a size too tight.
(Which of course just makes the line Lupin, Tonks...He yearned not to feel... that much more amusing)
...Remus and Tonks, pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling. He wasn't quite sure where their heads were, but he thought the mystery might have had something to do with the oddly familiar papier-mache visages sitting on a nearby table. One of them had an apple in its mouth.
...Remus and Tonks , pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling. He shook his head in disgust. Typical. Leaving him to do all the work. Again. He was going to have words with his agent. And he couldn't quite shake the disqueting feeling that he was trapped in a bad remake of the Angel series finale.
Fork it over! Whatcha got? :D
There is one line that shits me. And I wish to destroy it. Join me in this challenge.
Those of you who don't want spoilers, move along. Those of you who have read it, or don't particularly give a shit?
The challenge: To take that excremental throwaway footnote regard Tonks and Remus' deaths, and screw it over. More than JKR has done, that is.
The line:
So far:
...Remus and Tonks, pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling. For a moment, he thought they were dead. On closer inspection he realised they weren't dead, but they were naked. And moving in an odd humping motion that made his pants suddenly seem a size too tight.
(Which of course just makes the line Lupin, Tonks...He yearned not to feel... that much more amusing)
...Remus and Tonks, pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling. He wasn't quite sure where their heads were, but he thought the mystery might have had something to do with the oddly familiar papier-mache visages sitting on a nearby table. One of them had an apple in its mouth.
...Remus and Tonks , pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling. He shook his head in disgust. Typical. Leaving him to do all the work. Again. He was going to have words with his agent. And he couldn't quite shake the disqueting feeling that he was trapped in a bad remake of the Angel series finale.
Fork it over! Whatcha got? :D
