Geese, necrophilia and Kate Bush
Feb. 2nd, 2006 11:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
taleyaI am not a happy omi. oh no, no, no.
Stayed up too late this morning (my fault :P) and got woken up too early tonight (most decidedly NOT my fault)
You know geese? They're rather oddly graceful looking birds. All long necks and happy waddles. They're also one of the most fucking hellacious sounding animals on the face of the planet. Especially if there's a large group of them and they are excited.
What has this to do with lack of sleep? Well, fuck me with a toilet brush, guess who's housemates are capable of making noises EXACTLY like said geese, right outside her fucking bedroom door?
Jesus fucking christ on a cracker. The bedrooms are up the opposite end of the house to all the social areas. And it's a big fucking house. So someone, please, PLEASE explain to me why the HELL one would make crazed honking screeching fucked up monkey noises (oh! we've degenerated into a menagerie!) in the two feet of hallway between the bathroom and my bedroom? Even the fucking rats were sitting there going "Goddamn what is that shit??"
I swear to god, if some arse-reaming fuckstick interrupts my sleep on Friday, I will be beating them to death with a floor fan and then sodomising their corpse with it.
*grrrr*
Stayed up too late this morning (my fault :P) and got woken up too early tonight (most decidedly NOT my fault)
You know geese? They're rather oddly graceful looking birds. All long necks and happy waddles. They're also one of the most fucking hellacious sounding animals on the face of the planet. Especially if there's a large group of them and they are excited.
What has this to do with lack of sleep? Well, fuck me with a toilet brush, guess who's housemates are capable of making noises EXACTLY like said geese, right outside her fucking bedroom door?
Jesus fucking christ on a cracker. The bedrooms are up the opposite end of the house to all the social areas. And it's a big fucking house. So someone, please, PLEASE explain to me why the HELL one would make crazed honking screeching fucked up monkey noises (oh! we've degenerated into a menagerie!) in the two feet of hallway between the bathroom and my bedroom? Even the fucking rats were sitting there going "Goddamn what is that shit??"
I swear to god, if some arse-reaming fuckstick interrupts my sleep on Friday, I will be beating them to death with a floor fan and then sodomising their corpse with it.
*grrrr*
