Master List of Meme Crack

[taleya]

Prompt: Needs moar zombies
Fill:Holmes of the Dead. Partial fill. Dark, angsty. Composed chiefly while drunk.


Prompt: .......I don't even know. Flying cat gif.
Fill: The case of the aerial feline


Prompt: NEEDS MOAR TRAIN SEX
Fill: here Utter crack porn. Involves the phrase "Splendid Cow!" Why do I always come back to cows?


Prompt Holmes speaking LOLcat
Fill: A Slight Case of Gibberish. Apparently quite well received.

Prompt:Pre-cognitive Narration.
Fill: here.


Prompt: "In every other timeline they're together. They're meant to be together."
Fill: (mini-fic) here

Prompt: HOLMES. WATSON. "ROCKY ROAD TO DUBLIN". SEX.
Fill: A Gentleman's Wager

Prompt: War of the Worlds (Musical if possible)
Fill: Mini-snip of the death of the Thunder child here Written half-assedly while horrifically distracted by Brett!Porn

Prompt: Many, many assorted prompts asking for a combination of the Grenada series with Jeremy Brett as Holmes and Edward Hardwicke as Watson meeting their 2009 movie counterparts. And chiefly an excuse to put Brett!Holmes' cock in Law!Watson's arse.
Fill:When Worlds Collide

Prompt: Fellatio. Inspired by the Onion article Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?
Fill: From the Diary of Doctor John Watson...

Prompt: Non-sexual/Accidental Figging.
Filled: With utter crack, here after very little sleep over far too many days.

Prompt: Holmes is the one who gives Gladstone to Watson as a puppy. Bookverse if possible
Fill: here

Prompt: Emotionally Hurt!Watson Can we have a fic where Holmes, in his infinite emotional retardedness, mentions to Watson that he *knows* Watson is in love with him, in a way that makes Watson think Holmes is ridiculing him. I want hurt!Watson who can't believe Holmes would be so intentionally cruel to him. So things are kinda breezy at 221b for a short while, until Holmes clues in and is all WATSON, YOU IDIOT, I LOVE YOU TOO, JESUS CHRIST.
Fill: A Slight Case of Misunderstanding (now completed)


Prompt: Possessed!Holmes
Fill: The Devil's Hand (in progress)

Prompt: I want a really sad depressing Holmes/Watson fic that has to do with playing the violin.
Fill: Unfinished Sympathy

Prompt: A decent, well-written Mpreg.
Fill: Long time mates know why I could no more resist that prompt than I could fit an entire rack case up my jacksie. Fill (in progress, and with added waaaank!) here


Prompt: Being a brave, intelligent ladykiller wasn't enough?
Somehow, movie!Watson gets replaced with New Watson
. Hilarity ensues as Holmes must rely on New Watson and Proper Watson fights to get his role back.
Fill: Teeny-tiny micro fill here. And continued Here because the little jammy bastard won't shut up.


Prompt: Let's drown Watson!
Holmes/Watson. Pre-Slash. Protective!Holmes. Awkward fluff. Holmes bitching out Watson after saving his life
Fill: Moment of panic

Prompt: Holmes on Homes
The reason Holmes has problems interacting socially isn't because he's asexual, but because he's an objectum sexual. As in, he fucks houses (Holmes on Homes tehe). Watson's in love with him so when he finds out, he tries to make it work
Fill: Maison D'Amour


Prompt: Insecure!Watson
I'd love me some Holmes/Watson where Watson is jealous of Irene. Honestly, beyond that I don't much care, I just really really want Watson fretting that he's not interesting enough.
Fill: here

Prompt:One Word Prompts
Ice Honey Bereft Still
Fills: Ice and Honey

Prompt: Drunk Watson
Because Watson is so tight-laced that he can't let go at first without some booze up in his system.
Mini-fill: Here

Prompt: Post-Marriage H/C

After the wedding Holmes keeps intruding on Watson's time with calls for cases, ridiculously exaggerated injuries and overblown illnesses to get his attention. Finally Watson has had enough and physically throws him out next time he shows up. Except Holmes wasn't faking it that time, and he really was sick or injured.

A couple days later Nanny comes around to Watson because she hasn't been able to get into his room or heard from Holmes for the past two days. Watson goes around and kicks in the door to yell at him for upsetting her and finds Holmes is now dangerously ill.
Fill: Flux

Prompt: Early Life At Baker Street
Can we have some firsts? First time Watson found out about Holmeses cocaine addiction. First time Holmes found out about Watson's gambling. First time Holmes found out how flatulent Gladstone was IDEK, go nuts. All those unpleasant first time surprises you find out after moving in with someone.
Fill: Early Life: Gladstone

Prompt: Deductive Rimming
I want to see a fic where Holmes becomes dependent in order to rimming of Watson.
Fill: Here

Prompt:Chickens
Watson walks in on Holmes fucking a chicken.
Bonus points if the chicken later pecks off Holmes's penis.
Fill: Is not as bad as it sounds :)

Non-Kmeme, but marked so I can find it for archiving later:

siamesegoth2 requested thusly:
Holmes /Moriarty
Holmes bottoming in sexual torture, bonus points for knife/scalpel play
So I obliged. Because I am naught but her pliable little fuckmuffin. here

and probably some I've forgotten *shrugs* For the most part written on the fly and in the LJ comment space and utterly unproofed. Gomen.




I have the feeling I should be vaguely terrified. Apart from the figging, pretty much all the other crack was written sober, straight, and completely failing to be under the influence of any sort of altered state.

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ENJOY ANYWAY!