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[taleya]

omeeos: I'm actually surprised that no one's gone OMG SMOKING at me
omeeos:In which case I have a carefully prepared response that goes along the lines of "Go dig up ACD's work in gutenberg. Look at the publication date. NOTICE WHAT FUCKING CENTURY IT'S IN?"
siamesegoth2: yeah that struck me too LMAO
siamesegoth2: i'm waiting for the OMG CRACK BABYEEE
siamesegoth2: is it gonna be ok
siamesegoth2: does it has defomalities ? IS IT GUNNA NEED BABBY REHAB
omeeos: "My god Holmes, her eyes are so beautiful. All fourteen of them."
siamesegoth2: HAHAHAHAHA
siamesegoth2: SHELOB WAS BOARN
omeeos: "And her tiny tentacles! Look at them!"
omeeos: "I am not breastfeeding something with fangs, Watson. I don't care how cute she is."
omeeos: sorry, went a bit cthulu there
siamesegoth2: "Quick Watson we needs must make our escape over this cliff"
siamesegoth2: "we have no rope damn you"
omeeos: LMAO
omeeos: OH GOD
omeeos: WE USED TO HAVE THOSE AS A KID
omeeos: those wall climby octopiii
siamesegoth2: "Tis well our daughter is here and clinging to my back we shall make use of her silken cord, quickly I fear I am leaking !"
omeeos: "What shall we use as a weight to belay the line?"
omeeos: *sideways look*
omeeos: "Holmes, no."
siamesegoth2: "That body will suffice, she can feed upon it when we are safely ensconced in our private railway car"
omeeos: LMAO
omeeos:"Quick, we shall make our escape while she feeds on Lestrade!"
siamesegoth2: "HOLMES NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT WEANING OUR MONSTROSITY!"
omeeos: "Well at least we needs not fear her being bullied at school."
omeeos: "Or taught either, Holmes, she ate the governess! "
omeeos: " Just a small portion. Honestly, you'd think there was some sort of conspiracy against one-legged women."
siamesegoth2: My dear Watson, had you not forced your manly love upon me, our blighted future would not have occurred for surely this is punishment for our sins
siamesegoth2: BLOODY LIAR YOU STARTED IT OVER THAT DECANTER OF BRANDY!
siamesegoth2: LMAO
omeeos: aww c'mon, it's not his fault Holmes is a total brandy whore
siamesegoth2: REPENT !
siamesegoth2: or get drunk
omeeos:WHAT HO MISTER BURBON
siamesegoth2: the latter is far more effective
omeeos: Shall I get on my knees like a penitent catholic, Watson? Shall I open my mouth before you?
siamesegoth2: Don't be pedantic Holmes, I've told you before old boy, I'm only able to provide communion three times a day
siamesegoth2: Surely a man of your ...virility , is able to cope with such demands upon your person ?
omeeos: And again I ask...WHY ARE YOU NOT WRITING ON THIS MEME, WOMAN?