No, I'm not pregnant.

[taleya]

But I am eating lasagne with bechemel sauce, lemon pepper seasoning and half a bag of salt and vinegar chips mixed in with it.

Must be tired.

(lordstorm can attest to the weird fucking shit I eat on graveyard shift. And last week I ate an entire family sized variety pack from KFC by myself. I still have the farts)

What to get next? Hedwig and the Angry Inch and The Quintessential Phase? Or finally get that fucking wood and build that DVD-case....On such important decisions does my life hang...

And if you're male and have ever ridden on the public transport system - YOU'RE A DAMNED DIRTY PENIS SMUGGLER!

Comments

[jagwire.livejournal.com]

You'll fit into my friends list just fine then.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

oh, and beware of the buttfucking fics. If it's not your cup of tea, avoid stuff rated R or higher :P

[jagwire.livejournal.com]

I'll consider myself fairly warned ;)

[taleya.livejournal.com]

good...'cos that's the only warning you're gonna get :P

[jagwire.livejournal.com]

Well, you can ask Twitch or Soulmetal if I need any more warnings ;)