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[taleya]

....

I've been trying to put on a bit more weight. Not too much, just a nice amount so I have a bit of extra reserve. No prizes for guessing where the fuck it's all ENDING UP


( 103 )
)71(
( 97 )

That's me. In cm. Yay.
(unfortunately without taking a breath for the chest measurement)



one of these fucking days I'm just gonna fall over because I'm too bloody top heavy.

*flounces off to bed in a snit*

Comments

[jagwire.livejournal.com]

The people demand photographs.

[desdemona-snape.livejournal.com]

I'll trade some height for some chest... I resemble a chopstick.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Gah, take it. Please. taaaaaaaake. *hands over huge handfuls*

[desdemona-snape.livejournal.com]

*gives Taleya about a 30 cm, which would put me in the 170cm range*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

....aaaaaaaand put me at about your current height :P

[desdemona-snape.livejournal.com]

over 2m? haha, then let's halve that.

[eh-eh-ehh.livejournal.com]

You are more than welcome to some of my waist measurement if so desired. *sigh* xxx

[madscot.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to lose it - the only place I'd be happy not to lose it is up top.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Swap ya?

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Some people would maim/kill for that figure. Be heartened, my dear.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Ugh. they can have it. Seriously. Im fucking jack of it. you can't get clothes that fit properly, jackasses abound and the goddamn TITS GET IN THE WAY when I'm trying to dig about under a desk and rewire cables.

Have it. Take it. All yours. *hands it over*

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*gives it back* I don't want it.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* you...you don't want my body?

*sobs* oh I'm heartbroken....HEARTBROKEN

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*polishes nails on shards of heart*
Mmm, bloody

[thalass.livejournal.com]

Yay Boobs! hehehe

[demoniacgoose.livejournal.com]

*snicker*
Boobs macgee!
I have boobs too :(
Bahaha

[moltare.livejournal.com]

I don't ^_^

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Mine are still bigger than yours! :P

[thetommydodd.livejournal.com]

'tis all in the genes, I'm afraid. Some shall be thin like stick insects, some shall be round like beachballs, some shall curve like italian sportscars, and some shall have to be udderly gorgeous.