taleya | (no subject)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
... home owners in the neigbourhood is...

'Yates Gardening Guide'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
oo, pizza

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
erm...Desperate housewives? last year?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
0740

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
0740. I have a good internal clock.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Blue Oyster Cult

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About ten minutes ago, and having a smoke

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Email

9. What are you wearing?
Jeans. Bra. Doona.

10. Did you dream last night?
Um, no, I got home last night and have been pissing about ever since.

11. When did you last laugh?
about an hour ago at

lordstorm and his Customer Eugenics Program

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Anime posters. Papa Bear Award. Futurama promo poster and a giant blowup of bill gates getting pied.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
A gold-painted, greased up David Dixon writhing around on the floor. <-- what

nicodeimus said

14. What do you think of this quiz?
meh.

15. What is the last film you saw?
At the cinemas? Wonka. Here? The Tempest.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
House

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I can fart on demand

Or not. I dont' fucking know.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
the sheer fucking stupidity of mankind

19. Do you like to dance?
pff

20. George Bush:
Toilet Brush (first thing that popped into my head)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I'm not answering that

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Ditto.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yar

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Dont' believe in the fucker.