taleya | (no subject)

"When mummy and daddy love each other very much daddy installs a special harness that hangs from the ceiling, mummy wears a pig mask and daddy wears a scuba outfit. They put their favourite H.R Puffnsutff record on and it’s on for young and old!! ”

I should not be here. fuck no. I should be at home, building up a veritable wall of tissues, passing out sprawled on a couch, chair or beanbag of choice and watching cheesy shows or black comedy from the comfort of my lair. but no

Fucking *nsr on before me* called in sick.

poor baby

Fucking idiot supervisor WAKES ME UP AT 5PM (four hours after I'd nodded off) bleating and trying to get me to cover his shift. Dude. Fuck off. Fuck. OFF. Until it hits 11pm, I don't even want to know you exist.

and once more

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuckoff! I've already worked fucking 30hours this week with a rampant fever and sick as all fuck. You want to go pick on a sicky, roll *nsr on before me*'s arse out of bed and make him come in.

cunt.

-_-

I'm being such a fucking snatchbasket to co-workers today, and I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaare. I sound and look like I'm dying (worse than yesterday, for those of you who see me meandering about), so I'm playing the leeway that gives me to its sweet, sociopathic end...