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If anyone wanted to know why

torasin would put up with someone as batshit crazy as me, pray allow me to present Exhibit A - a chat log from earlier today

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
7105. Apples by Kaiyote reviews

Pirates of the Caribbean: What did Captain Barbossa want the dress back for exactly?

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
glad to see I'm not the only author smoking crack

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
He was going to have it taken in for Jack

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
And I don't mean Mr. Sparrow

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
there was a good fic that had jack / jack

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
Ewwwww.

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
nonono

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
Jack sparrow

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
jack harkness

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
very well written and no pooper donging

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
It's times like this where I pray slash writers don't get sexual gratification from it. :P

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
Oooh, I thought you mean Jack Sparrow/Monkey Jack

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
........bwaaaaaahaaaaaha

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
helper monkey with his soft monkey paws

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
so dexterous

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
I hear they keep that monkey greased up reaaall nice

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
Opposable digits on his feet as well as his hands.

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
And a prehensile tail

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
Ever seen five pirates get jerked off at once?

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
He's the one monkey bukkake machine!

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
BWAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
but the question remains

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
When we first arrived on the Pearl we found him stuck to the roof

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
of the infinite bukkake monkeys

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
Infinite bukkake monkeys. :D

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
We had to drench him in lemon juice to get the semen out.

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
The seamen's semen, as it were

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
ahh beloved jack

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
sex toy and jizzmop, all in one

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
*Minxes for Pirates II*

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
the monkey's revenge?

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
It's just gonna be two hours of that primate sprayin' like a firehose

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
It's a detective drama.

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
"Who'd break into a pirate's cabin and force him to choke to death on monkey semen?" "I dunno, Hal, all I know is we're dealing with one sick little puppy"

Words of Praise for Fishfood! says:
that likes apples

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
Cthulhu/Jack slash.

Torasin - Mr. Quackers is back for your soul says:
The gibbering horror from beyond the stars vs. the semen spraying monkey from the high seas