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To paraphrase a certain someone: it's porn night!

Title: An extremely bad idea
Author: [livejournal.com profile] taleya
Rating: NC-17. I suppose.
Pairing: Fifth/Turlough/Fifth/Turlough/Fifth...LOOK WILL YOU TWO STOP ROLLING AROUND?
Summary: Eh, call it PWP. :P An idea in my head that made me laugh, and had to be done.
Warnings: None. Unless you're concerned about the sanctity of the TARDIS console.



"This is a terrible idea you know," the Doctor shrugged out of his coat and tossed it carelessly on the console floor behind him.

"Yes." Turlough's hands were loosening his tie, quicksilver movements of slender fingers below blue eyes that never left his face.

"It can never work," his jumper followed his coat, the motion awkward, a little hurried with need.

"Oh, I know." A shrug of the shoulders, black jacket following the motion to whisper to the ground.

"We shouldn't be doing this at all."

"No."

And then his arms were full of a warm body, willing, rising up to catch it, to hold it, hands sliding around that blue shirt and tightening around the narrow form even as his lips sought and found their target. Hands rose up to plunge through his hair, nails scraping slightly against the skin of his scalp as a black-clad groin ground against his own for a heated instant, making his knees tremble and plimsolled feet skid a little against the smooth white floor. His hands slid lower, clenching the other man's backside almost brutally as he pulled them closer together, almost into one being, random neurons sparking and firing wildly in his brain as they tottered backwards, the feel of the console edging against his spine.

The Doctor pulled reluctantly away from the kiss, hands busy tugging at the redhead's waistband, pulling his shirt free at the waist. The hands in his hair tightened, pulling his head back as a warm mouth latched onto the side of his throat and his eyes rolled back with an involuntary moan at the feeling. "You'd never know whether we were coming or going, and I'd always get you into terrible danger," he gasped.

"mrf." Turlough agreed around a mouthful of ear.

"And I won't be able to promise you safety," The Doctor's hands scrabbled at the buttons of the younger man's shirt, fingers fumbling over, then tearing the buttons from their threads as he pulled at the thin material, an odd pinging noise as one bounced off the recall indicator.

"You never have," the words slid into a gasp as his mouth nipped and suckled at the pale flesh revealed, hands spasming and fluttering, clawing huge fistfuls of his shirt from his back.

"And...and..." The Doctor grabbed the younger man around the waist and with a grunt of effort heaved him up onto a less-cluttered section of the console. "We'd never have a settled home of our own, nowhere to rest our feet, flapping through the cosmos of space and time - " he struggled with his braces for a moment before ripping them off and tossing them over his shoulder, hands clawing at the crotch of his striped trousers as eager fingers dove to help. "- nothing but the TARDIS and our wits..."

He shoved his pants to the floor and the hands fisted in his hair again, pulling him closer, dragging him down. "Fine by me."

"And there's....good lord...quite a few cultures where our relationship..." - a squeak - "...would be more than frowned upon - " That sinful mouth nipped and suckled at his collarbone, hands pawing at his sides, wandering, exploring, stroking his stomach, his hips, stroking boldly against his crotch with an assurance that was driving him mad.

"Always getting into trouble." Turlough laughed, the sound breathless and light as the Doctor grasped his wrists in firm hands, pressing them back, over his head, either side of the time rotor. He arched up, eyes fluttering and colour rising high in his cheeks as lips worked their way down his throat, across his chest, his belly, hands scrabbling and clutching at the smooth glass-like exterior of the rotor for purchase.

"We'd have to be very discreet - mind the helmic regulators." The Doctor shifted them to the side a bit, away from delicate circuitry and then bit savagely at the button of Turlough's trousers, spitting the small plastic circle to one side as he scrabbled at the material, pulling the black trousers away and hurling them to land somewhere near the exterior doors.

"soul...of discretion..." Turlough's voice sounded thick, choked, a high pitched keening noise building in the back of his throat as the Doctor pressed down on top of him, against him, all smooth skin and nimble fingers, fine blonde hair and moist lips, heat against his crotch, grinding, pushing. He gripped the time rotor with his palms, then wrenched himself up, head falling back and gasping as the Doctor nipped at the side of his throat, pushing against the Time Lord, nails raking at his shoulders and sending them both to the floor. Lips against his, sucking the air from his lungs, soft body cushioning his fall.

"So you see..." the Doctor gasped, thrusting upwards, nails digging into the Trion's buttocks, pulling, grinding. "This is a very bad idea..."

"yes," Turlough's knees were bruising against the hard white floor, his hips, his back as they rolled across it and he didn't care, hands clenching hard enough to leave marks as he clutched at the other man's shoulders, lips swollen and stomach tightening as they rocked harder, faster. "A very...very...bad..."

"- idea!"

And for quite a while afterwards, they were content to sprawl on the floor.

Date: 2006-05-09 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!

Date: 2006-05-09 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
Image

"Tegan, for the last time, no, you can't play. Now I do admit that at the moment you have a very mannish face, but you still don't have a penis."

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Date: 2006-06-06 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingergoldfish.livejournal.com
tight lipped smile = Wincing from tightness in trousers me thinks

Date: 2006-05-09 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerelanor.livejournal.com
Oh my.

Now that was fun.

Date: 2006-05-09 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
The fic or the fucked up comment thread? :D

Date: 2006-05-09 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerelanor.livejournal.com
Well I meant the fic, but the comment thread was pretty cool too.

Date: 2006-05-09 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiritedchaos.livejournal.com
You've written Five/Turlough pr0n, only the most nitpicky of the nitpicky are going to worry about the sanctity of the console ;).

I must point out though, that from a British person's pov, the line 'pulling his shirt free from his pants) seems to imply that Turlough tucks his shirt into his underwear and thus is a deeply, deeply unsexy image. (But quite an amusing thought, I'm not sure why)

Date: 2006-05-09 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
eh, I'm an aussie. Pants is pants. underwear is underpants. But I'll fix it, just for you :)

Your obession with trousers amuses me!

Date: 2006-05-09 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com
Damn, I meant to catch you on that! Because I had exactly the same thought. Image of the ginger minx in big white dad-pants with his shirt tucked into them = least sexy thing ever. Except possibly the same image, plus socks.

Don't mind us, we're British.

Date: 2006-05-09 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
*gasp* [livejournal.com profile] spiritedchaos gets away with it because she has not read chess!porn snips. You have! You don't! We all know he rarely wears underwear!

:P

Date: 2006-05-09 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiritedchaos.livejournal.com
You're writing chess!porn? It doesn't involve Hartnell in any way, shape or form does it? (there's some images I never want in my brain ever again)

Date: 2006-05-09 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
*twitch*

*shudder*

*twitch twitch*

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Date: 2006-05-09 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pontisbright.livejournal.com
See, I have the Doctor not wearing any underwear, while Turlough apparently is - which I'm now blaming on you for the whole shirt-tucking-in business.

Except obviously I'm not, because I'm not writing anything at all that involves the contents of their trousers, oh no. *hides*

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Date: 2006-05-09 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anne-asta.livejournal.com
Wait, a shirt tucked into underwear isn't sexy?

*hastily yanks up tee*

We were discussing the adorableness of the exclamation, "Oh, pants!" this week. My friend was confused: "Why would they say that? I don't say, 'oh, underwear'."

Date: 2006-05-09 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiritedchaos.livejournal.com
Hurrah for truly multicultural pr0n.

Your obsession with trousers amuses me! And I wasn't even aware I had one! *adds trouser obsession to list*

Date: 2006-05-09 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
I have an on-again off-again trouser obsession. Depends on what's inside.

Date: 2006-05-09 02:38 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-05-09 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tekiclutch.livejournal.com
Never seeing the TARDIS console in the same way again. *snort*

Now I'm going to go hunt for the VPL you mentioned in Christmas Invasion, because I am a sad little girl... but I'm sure you already knew this.

Date: 2006-05-10 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
*cough*BattleSceneOnTopOfSycoraxShip*cough*

not that I've..noticed...or anything...

Date: 2006-05-10 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belle-bing.livejournal.com
Excellent. Both the fic and the comment threads. Doctor Who is porn.

Date: 2006-05-10 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amadraco.livejournal.com

))))"We'd have to be very discreet - mind the helmic regulators." (((((

Oh My God.

That is just the greatest line ever.

And as for the picture thread.... YAY! It was rather hilarious!

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