Oh noes!

[taleya]

People are discovering I'm not a nice person

Whatever am I to dooooooooo???

Comments

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Surely not? You're all sweetness and light!

Well, you've been very nice to me, anyways....*makes faces at Other people*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

You're too fluffy. It would like kicking a pile of cotton candy

I'd lose my shoe.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

And here was I thinking I was jaded and bitter *fluffs around annoying people by throwing glitter at them*

You'd get your shoe back...after the dog had worn it for a bit...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*visits a thousand rabid chihuahuas upon your home*

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Asd long as it's not dogbeast, I'm sa- oh shit, I gave you an idea....

[taleya.livejournal.com]

High Commander Dogbeast!

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*hidehidehidehidehide*
*loud snuffling and clicking ofclaws on tarmac* OHSHITOHSHITOHSITI'MGOINNADIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

*coughs quietly and lowers eyes submissively* I'll be silent now

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Tremble in fear at the mutton chops of certain. Fucking. DOOM

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Like the ones that one of David Bowie's Spiders had...*images of Dogbeast and Spider going head to head...or chop to chop*

[soulmetal.livejournal.com]

Never fear, I've always knew you were a total bitch.

Which just makes you all the more loveable.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

yeah, but we all know you're twisted and fucked up.

[soulmetal.livejournal.com]

I rock so much

[the-10thdoctor.livejournal.com]

Whatever am I to dooooooooo???

Is 'point and laugh at them' an option?

[moltare.livejournal.com]

Aww.

But we wuvs oo anyway :D


... *flrrd*

[fire-wuff.livejournal.com]

TAke out a full page add so there an be no confusion in the future!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

tried that. I'm guessing people missed the issue. They're still acting like I'm nice

Interesting planet they must live on

[fire-wuff.livejournal.com]

you need a better public Non-relations department. I'd say fire the last lot but I'm sure it's too late

[(Anonymous)]

Start handing out plushie bunnies full of ground beef.

[swwinchester.livejournal.com]

This is a flamethrower.
A flamethrower is your friend.
It makes people scream and run around randomly.

[thalass.livejournal.com]

What? You? Never!

[madscot.livejournal.com]

Welcome them to the real world.

[kyoshyu.livejournal.com]

Uh... beat them with a stick!