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[taleya]

*insert long, dribbly, pissy little droning whine*

Long story short: Not happy. Feeling rather depressed and fed up with everything at the moment. I want torasinsnuggles.

just....not happy

Someone give me useless random shit to fuck about with and take my mind off it.

Comments

Too. Many. Captioning. Possibilities.

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Re: Too. Many. Captioning. Possibilities.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

O.O

SHEMALE TEGAN

Re: Too. Many. Captioning. Possibilities.

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Winner of the Janet Fielding Least Flattering Photo Ever Award. She looks hellbent on evil, too.

Play with this thing? http://www.wefeelfine.org/
It logs random bits of blogs including the word 'feel' or 'feeling', thus allowing you to bask in the emo of the world. Plus, it looks all pretty.

Re: Too. Many. Captioning. Possibilities.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

want to avoid other people's emo. got too much of my own. Plus been sick for a while.

bahh

Re: Too. Many. Captioning. Possibilities.

[pontisbright.livejournal.com]

Gah. Still the back, or new exciting sickness?

Deranged fruit-juggling monkeys? http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/3monkeys.htm

Re: Too. Many. Captioning. Possibilities.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

bahh, to easy!

just veyr tired and cranky and shat off - I don't like being poked nad prodded, and I'm getting that in spades thanks to the A1 series they're running and I'm tired all the time 'cos my blood sugar is still fucked. Hence the A1 series 'cos they're still trying to work out what the hell is causing it.

[ctanworldkiller.livejournal.com]

I'm sure your worse off than me, but iv been feeling like that the past week myself. *hug*, you know where I am if you ever need to vent anyway :)

[lordstorm.livejournal.com]

Need something to laugh at?

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

Had me in stitches. No, seriously: it's the descriptions more than anything else.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Made By, For, And With Assholes.

reminds me of that website where the guy was eating all the herbal, hippie shampoos to see what happened...

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Helicopter game?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/helicopter.shtml

[taleya.livejournal.com]

CRASH AND BURN

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

DIE, FUCKERMOTHER

*points* That's why I can never be a gangsta

[taleya.livejournal.com]

FREEZE MOTHERSTICKERS, THIS IS A FUCKUP!

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Yay, Peter Kay! *whoops and runs around shooting Northern idioms*

[madscot.livejournal.com]

not got any funnies or distractions, so will *hug* and go.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*sniffle* won't even talk to meeeeeeeee!

O! Woe! *drapes hand to forehead*

[madscot.livejournal.com]

*Offers smelling salts to ward off the vapours*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I've never understood the purpose of that shit. Seriously. That stuff would konk me on my arse, not wake me up

[madscot.livejournal.com]

I remember my mother once waved some under my nose (aversion to hypodermic needles causes me to say 'hello darkness my old friend'). I swear I could still smell it a week later.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

it's the ammonia. Really clears out the ol' sinuses

[soulmetal.livejournal.com]

gah! sorry I know nothing about the web to find you something to cheer you up, the only thing i go check out when feeling down is to see the timely deaths of fools at the darwin awards.
Maybe do some interesting meme's? even make one up for all us to do?

I suck.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I suck.

But you do it so well. That's why we keep you around.

Now on your knees, bitch.

[soulmetal.livejournal.com]

*slightly worried that he found that arousing*

Don't I just! It takes talent to be as crap as moi.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Got a thing for dominant women, eh?

[soulmetal.livejournal.com]

A little bit yes, nothing like a tigeress in the sack....most girls are boring kittens.

But then my confidence usually takes over and I take control

[taleya.livejournal.com]

That's why you use handcuffs, silly.

Can't take control when you've lost any physical advantage

[soulmetal.livejournal.com]

Dammit woman, its to early for this.

that being said...

I've been cuffed/tied before, wasn't to bad at all. The girl involved got off on the power trip of having a big manly man at her disposal so much that she brought them out everytime, and it got old for me after a while as I like to use my hands a lot.

At least she wasn't a starfish.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Or English :P

Oh come now, that's why it's called Morning Wood, is it not? *gives you a big beefy woman to rassle you to the ground and have her way*

[soulmetal.livejournal.com]

awww I dunno, a nice 'ole country' accent can do some good things...pity about the teeth tho.

True, keeps me awake in the morning at least...just means I can't go out in the factory lest some smartass asks me about being happy to see them.

*takes beefy woman and turns out lights in the office*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

That's when you bellow YES! and chase them about the floor, mighty schlong in hand, whistling the theme to Deliverance.

I guarantee they'll never make that crack again

[soulmetal.livejournal.com]

Mighty is a good descriptive word actually *preens*

I'll take that into consideration. "Tent Pants" are a common affliction here as we have two massive tables with engines underneath them that do nothing other than vibrate all day long to make the cement settle. We've only ever had one girl work here and the sight of her gyrating against the table became to much for the boys, so I had to put her in a more 'stable' area.
Tho she kept asking if she could stay back and clean up by herself which always striked me as odd

[taleya.livejournal.com]

oh, so it's all right for you lot to get your rocks off, but not her? Pff.

Put a tent around her and charge $5 a viewing. Take 25% of the takings.

[scribe-of-stars.livejournal.com]

Miniatures are a potent distraction from depressing things and require a variety of skills, such as painting, not gluing your hands together, and strategy (the latter only if you're building a Warhammer army to play with). However, this Useless Random Stuff, while fun, requires patience--which you seem short on at times--and a lot of money, because these things are freakin' expensive. o_O

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I have plenty of patience :P Ask anyone on my Flist who has watched me patiently and painstakingly either deal with a complete n00b on the phone, or rewire parts from scratch.

It's only idiots, liars, and things that are failing to arrive when they are supposed to that shit me off.

[sacred-chao.livejournal.com]

You still haven't finished that unified field theory. Failing that, Ping Pong Club, Tchaikovsky, mvid, go.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Ping Pong Club, Tchaikovsky, mvid, go

Naw, I'm thinking more chopin. Or possibly Mussorgsky's night on bald mountain. The forboding tunes break forth during that horrendously wrong turtle birthing scene...

[sacred-chao.livejournal.com]

I personally like 'Pictures at an Exhibition'. The Baba Yaga bit definitely has possibilities.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Moshi mooooooshi Kame-san.....

[chocobeans.livejournal.com]

*e-hug*

I hope you feel better. =\