Here it comes, the sound of drums....

[taleya]

I only know it so well because it ripped off that riff from pump it up. Fuck me, made me laugh and good use though :D


Hmm. RTD, thy main skill is OVERBLOWN STUFFAGE OF PLOTZORZ

indeed. *nods*

Rushed, badly synched, and relying on an awesome ending to try and make us forget the rest of the shash. And unless it has some other use than fucking well making RTD come in his pants, lose the aging moment. We don't need it, you could easily have had the Master focussed on the Doctor and dismissing Martha as inconsequential, hence leading to her escape. And that "escape" at the start of the ep? Dude. If you'd thought ahead and not tried to stuff two episodes of plot into one, you could have fucking put it in properly.

Asshat.

The flashback to Gallifrey. Um, is he working off half-assed memory and pure pulling out of rectal cavity? God help me, I even prefer The Dark Path explanation of Koschei's insanity over this bullshit ceremonial "staaaaaaaaaaaaring into the voooooooooorteeeeeeeeexxxxxx" crap. But PRYDONIAN ROBES 4TW.

I was actually pleasantly surprised by Simm's portrayal of the Master. No longer just a dark, intense danger to him, the Master has finally completely and utterly flipped his fucking wig and gone merrily headlong into insanity. Which fits, considering they call the movie canon, and he was destroyed utterly, then ressurrected for a future purpose. And Jack of course has five thousand kinds of win.

Not bad, not brilliant, kinda rushed and disjointed and poop in parts, but wasn't bad.

Torchwood link: The wee little flying testicles seem to be quite upset about the oncoming darkness. It's coming....and if you've seen They keep killing Suzie...then you know exactly who it's coming for.

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[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

unless it has some other use than fucking well making RTD come in his pants

Oh come off it, how many of RTD's scripts are good for anything else?

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*grin*

See Torchwood, a.k.a. 'Rusty's Cardiff-based deep space alien gayventures, totally not a Marty-Sam, not at all, ever.'

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have plenty to say (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=lark_ascending&keyword=Torchwood:+The+Panto&filter=all) on the subject of the pantomime that is Torchwood...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

heheee I remember those.

I think the idea of Ianto in whipped cream licking Tosh's boots was about the time I fell in love with you *swoons*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

most of S2/s28 made excellent toilet paper.

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

I was pretty disappointed too, i thought perhaps it's because i watched it at 3 in the morning, but apparently not. although yay for ROBES!!

I rather like NUTJOB!MASTER, i didn't think i would, and i think i may have a bit of a bad boy crush *sigh* I totally wasn't buying the little!master going nuts from an early age though.
If they are coming after him, then Jacks going to get his arse kicked, hehehe poor git.

Now will Ten peg is and we get a new doctor you think?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Hope ten doesn't peg it, he's just starting to become fully watchable. And I really, really REALLY wanna see what he does when Panto Queen RTD fucks off the series next year.

Dammit. now I have that fucking song stuck in my head again

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

Yeah should be interesting to see how DT plays the part without the Rabid fanboy in charge and jacking off with glee at his own 'genius'


I like Dt, and not just because he's pretty to look at.

*hums that song*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

i have the feeling RTD is going ot cut and run

We're going to get a massive fuckoff cliffhanger, and he's pissing off leaving someone else with no structured plans for s4, just so the show can crash and burn and he can go "Well look at that! I guess it was MEEEEEEEEEEE who made it so successful after all!"

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

That really wouldn't surprise me you know.
Hence the idea that the beeb would probably have offered Dt a HUGE and frankly disgusting sum of cash to stay for at least half of S4 so that they can construct their own continuity, because lets face it; DT and R Twatface D leaving at the same time would be really REALLy bad for the DW franchise.

Anyway i think RTD may end up guest writing for the show at some point, i doubt he'd be able to keep his greasy little mits off it, and he could have a good wank over the thought that he was keeping the show alive.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

PRYDONIAN ROBES 4TW
*BOUNCE* It would have been funny to see mini-Master in a kiddie version of the full Time Lord get up.

the aging moment
The Master/Doctor shippers are going to have fun with that one "I love you Doctor...but only when you're wrinklier than an elephant's testicle..."

I liked insane!Simm!Master, though at first I thought the insanity was just going to be post-regenerative loopiness. It's a pity about the panto-villain look going, but the everyman!Master is more menacing I suppose. The little blond woman was a weird but interesting idea. Unless of course, she turns out to be a face-emasculated human dalek, or somesuch. I would put it past Rusty.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering if she's functionally retarded. Not to bright is one thing, but she's missing pieces the size of a mack truck.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

But don't you see? It's TWUU WUV! It's Wosey brought back, and latching on to the wrong one!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Wow. I thought the blonde couldn't get any dumber.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

She's a paragon of womanhood and a symbol of the twentieth century female, clearly.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Why do I get the feelign every time I've seen an RTD ep that the man has never had any social interaction of any way, shape or form outside of woolworths?

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Even Woolworths is a bit far, don't you think? He lives in his own head...crouched in the dark recesses of his own diseased psyche, cackling to himself as he massages his 'all r gheys' node.

How are the ratties?



(btw I am now a camwhore...I have besmirched my soul!)

[taleya.livejournal.com]

crouched in the dark recesses of his own diseased psyche, cackling to himself as he massages his 'all r gheys' node.

Oh dear god, I think I just threw up in mouth a little.

Onion is staring at you in disgust

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

These are the horrors Who fans must now face.

I cower and hide from Onion's accusatory gaze *finds large rock and uses it as cover*