o.o

[taleya]

Gothie's a filthy, filthy woman.

For shame

Comments

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

is still laughing too hard.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I still cannot believe you honestly thought I test drove a vibrator, which I was then going to post to you

Jaaaaaysus. And they call ME warped :P

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

Hay you've been told before i never once claimed to be normal!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

It's my own fault I suppose for making the comment about "Disregard any red hairs on it" and then telling you you'd need four AAA batteries :D

(TO ANYONE WATCHING OUT OF THE BLUE - IT WAS PURCHASED ON EBAY, AND IWAS TESTING IT. TESTING IT. AND IT WAS A SET OF FUCKING WIRELESS HEADPHONES)

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

CHOKES ON LAUGHTER

oh come on 9.30 am you make a statement like that, what was i going to think?

*falls off chair*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*sticks nose in air* That I was being very nice and bought you presents you don't deserve for being such a horribly pornographically minded she-beast.

If you didn't sex me up so damned good, I'd send them back to the store *sniffs*

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

*grins* then im pleased that you love me so *snuggles*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

hey, hey HEY! No snuggles! It's strictly business, dammit!

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

But snuggles is part of the business of lovin' do not deny it !!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

God dammit, I'm not falling for that one again! You said you loved me, then hit me for an extra $50 for "Additional fees"!

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

Hay the words, i love you do that again, cost more !

[taleya.livejournal.com]

So does that thing you do with your tongue, but that's an acceptable surcharge

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

Now lets not get into that whole 'dental floss' drama again, i told you i was sorry.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Sorry? sorry? "Sorry" won't cover the hair restoration costs! Or get the bond back on that hotel room! Or get my fucking retainer out of the carpet!

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

No i guess not, but i made a bomb on those pics on Ebay !

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*panic stricken look*

YOU SAID THERE WAS NO FILM IN THAT CAMERA

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

What i say and i actually DO are two totally different things , you never asked for solid proof!!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

My career in congress! Ruined!

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

Oh that was buggered up ever since you bought that gimp mask and whip. But don't worry i'll still vote for you, it's not like this sort of this is out of place in the House of Lords.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Yes, I may be ruined for congress, but thanks to the Tory party in the 80's , there's no excess that can keep me out of the houses of parliament!

[wxgeek.livejournal.com]

Alternately, you'd fit right in as a Republican in America.

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaaand this comment thread has killed me. Thanks a lot, guys! I have laundry and stuff to do, and how am I supposed to do it when I'm killed dead from the lulz?

*stomps foot, then dissolves into giggles*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Shit, you think THAT was bad? You shoulda seen the original IM conversation.

.....Or any other IM conversation we have. They tend to get out of hand rather rapidly.

BECAUSE SHE IS FRENCH. HONH HONH HONH


*hides under desk from teh gothieWrath*

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT FRENCH!!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

HENCE THE HIDING


HONH HONH HONH

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

*throws cheese at you*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

CHEESE IS FOR EATING, SURRENDER MONKEY!

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

Zay deed not surrender , zey showed zem 'ospitalitee.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

LMAO

I LOVE IT

"The french did not surrender during world war II! They showed excessive hospitality"

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

It's all 'leya's fault *nods*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*choke*

*splutter*

Yes, my fault. All my fault. You ABBA inducing smuck!

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

*stick out tongue* i was innocent till i met you, INNOCENT !!

*downs more wine*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

PURE AS THE DRIVEN YELLOW SNOW!

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

Momma 'lways dun tell me never to eat them thar yeller snows, speshuly aifter
Paw bin back frum aunt-sis Maggie May.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Now then emii-lou-bob, I told you don't go listening to what that woman has to say. You know she ain't been right in the head since givin' birth to grandma moleface

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Suuuuuuuure it is...

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

I get the impression you don't believe me !!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE PEOPLE, DEAF PEOPLE. BLIND PEOPLE. WHO LIVE UNDER ROCKS ON MARS THAT DON't BELIEVE YOU!

God damn I think I OD'd on coke o0o

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna take exception that, mainly because it's true XD

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Damned straight *steals your cheese*

Probably won't be on trillian after work. Gotta snag some more ribbing so I can finish these ratly hammocks. Gonna hit lincraft and w00t it up

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

i'm too drunk to see properly so that will mean bed time for me soon hehe.

I'd whoot it up on the knitting front, but te idea is that the shawl has no holes in it LOL.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Damn you! *shakes fist*

For the best, I suppose. I'm working tonight, so I can't get soused :(

*cracks open another coke can and joins you in hyperactiviy instead*

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

i'll trillian wiff ya till the shift endeth!

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

*laughing* I've read previous comment threads...I have a feeling you have a LITTLE TEENSY bit to do with it...

But let's not fight! Let's have fun!

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

*grins and does me best MJ impression*

I'm not fighter , i'm a lover !. It's the reason i keep getting myself into trouble , way too much lovin' XD.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

And at such exorbinant prices....


(Sneaks some more presents into Gothie!parcel)