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[taleya]

Aka "Spot the Five Lines Uttered By Billie Piper That Were Not Written For David Tennant"

:D

Not overmuch to say about it - the non-doc ep used to surprisingly good effect this time around to push the story line. Although he went a bit too far with the truck - that just kinda blew the whole thing open as a subtle rewrite of Father's Day. (Seriously. A reality formed around a person that never should have been, resolved by said person killing themselves by throwing themselves under a motor vehicle. Ya think?)

Don't get me wrong, the ep was great, and Tate continues to go from strength to astounding strength now she's not a screeching harridian, but he took it that tab too far and screwed it a bit. (as per usual) And Rose suddenly becoming the Doctor in speech, technical knowledge, what have you....yeah. See above comment. Seriously, there were a handful of lines in the entire ep that didn't belong to David Tennant. Which amused me greatly - I do believe we're seeing a fully formed Mary Sue in her final stages, whereupon she consumes and becomes the very character she desperately wants to bang accompany.

But it was hella fun seeing the way things could have been:) And torasin wants to know what happened to the Master now that Martha/The Doctor weren't there to wake him up from Yana :D

Kinda worried about next weeks ep, it looks like a massive fucking wank orgy - TW. SJS. DW. Every damned thing ol' Rusty can think of PLUS SOME FUCKIN' DAAAALEEEEEKS for his swan song. Dear god, someone put him on a leash. At this rate, I'm expecting Stuart and Vince to be fucking vigorously in a background scene, probably having a threesome with Grimani.

Comments

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

I'd worry about next week, but my brain shorted out from the possibility of Ten AND Donna AND Martha AND Jack AND Ianto AND Sarah IN THE SAME SHOW OMG.

I mean, IANTO :D

[sevenjetc.livejournal.com]

Mary Sue ROFL...

She's Torchwood now => she can have all the technical knowledge in the universe and still be as lame as Gwen :D

But really, what was it with her speech, she was worse than Jonathan Ross...

[the-10thdoctor.livejournal.com]

And the TARDIS!rape wasn't very nice either. *h8s Rose*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

tentacle rape no less!

[the-10thdoctor.livejournal.com]

Rose is one kinky bitch, it seems...

chan holy shit tho.

[the-10thdoctor.livejournal.com]

And [info]torasin wants to know what happened to the Master now that Martha/The Doctor weren't there to wake him up from Yana :D

He probably just died of old age...

Kinda funny seeing Chantho as a creepy fortuneteller though.

And this fandom orgy is not complete without Five and/or Jenny and maybe a fobwatched Romana. He's not even close to going all the way.

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

Well, on the bright side, after next week, all the kiddies won't get dumbass looks on their faces whenever someone says a certain name starting wif a D...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

no, but they'll massively mis-spell it and write canon-raping mary sue pieces of shit about the creation of the dalek race and what warped him so...

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

It's spelled "Davros," isn't it?

All they need to write about the creation of the Dalek race has already been written. As for what warped him so, I'd say getting your face melted by repeated exposure to a soldering iron would do it...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

All they need to write about the creation of the Dalek race has already been written.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA

*wipes tear*

You weren't around for the OH JESUS CHRIST fanfic that first came out from the n00bs with the 2005 series, were ya? FFS, episode 6 was called Dalek

AND PEOPLE STILL WROTE IT AS "Darlek"

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

...

Fucksticks. And not the good kind, either. How fucking hard is it to go to Wikipedia and look up Doctor Who? That's what I did!!!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I'm still eyeing your soldering iron comment and trying to work out if you're serious or not

THE NOOBS HAVE BROKEN MY SARCASM METER, DAMMIT

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I'm still eyeing your soldering iron comment and trying to work out if you're serious or not

It's sarcasm, but the comment came about because I had my mom look up a picture of Davros, and she said that he looked like someone took a soldering iron to his face.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Wasn't a soldering iron, was a radioactive Thal shell :P

Had an idea of something I damned well want to see in the season finale. Jack cracking onto Sarah Jane, the Doctor trotting out his "Stop it..." line and SJS telling him to go blow it out his arse, she's old enough to go for a wild romp with a pretty boy if she wants :D

[collegeanna19.livejournal.com]

I'll pass it on to her. She's getting more into Who now that I've started. She gets points for remembering Sarah Jane and K-9 and The Master right off the bat, though. All I gotta do is send her those Fivey episodes that are on YouTube, and she'll be a full-on Whovian in no time!

HELL FUCKING YEAH! After all the shit she's put up with, Sarah Jane's EARNED a romp in the sack with the good Cap'n! I just hope she's had her vaccinations... ;)