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Man invents talking sex bot.

Why he made it look uncannily like Catherine Tate is beyond me....

Date: 2010-02-04 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugaloos.livejournal.com
What?? Where's the male sex bot? Whaddya mean they're still working on it?

Date: 2010-02-04 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
We're stuck with vibrators I'm afraid *le sigh*

Date: 2010-02-04 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugaloos.livejournal.com
Aw, hell, wouldn't you know! And here I thought I'd found something to take the pressure off of hubby. (Man, if those things could vacuum and go to the store, I wouldn't need to be married!) ROTFL!

Date: 2010-02-04 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
*snicker* Online shopping and hardwood floors, sweetie!

Date: 2010-02-04 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugaloos.livejournal.com
Ah, true, but who would clean out the gutters, and rake the leaves, and shovel the snow in winter...then again, I could hire someone for that, couldn't I? Hmm, so, when ARE they going to get those damn male sex bots out on the market, anyway? ;P

Date: 2010-02-04 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
Ah, true, but who would clean out the gutters, and rake the leaves, and shovel the snow in winter

In our house....me :P

(I'm already bloody doing it - bar of course the snow, and that's only because it doesn't snow down here...)

Date: 2010-02-04 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugaloos.livejournal.com
Well, that sucks! (Unless, of course, you like doing that kind of stuff.) :D Actually, I don't mind raking leaves, but shoveling snow, after about 10 minutes of that, I'm ready to chuck my shovel at the nearest passing snowplow, and yell at them for just driving by, and not clearing my driveway! LOL

Date: 2010-02-04 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
:D I'm all good with the working outside. I go through spates of "meh fuuuckiiiit" and "NOW I MUST REDESIGN ALL BEDS AND PLANT VEGETABLES EVERYWHERE!"

Date: 2010-02-04 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astropixie.livejournal.com
The article said "Rocky" was in the works for us ladies.

Also, it seriously does look like a semi-bothered Donna.

Date: 2010-02-04 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
wait. wait. They get the flamed hair queen of boobies, and we get fucking stallone? Piss on that.

Date: 2010-02-04 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiveclawedfics.livejournal.com
I'm just surprised someone hasn't invented one before. The Catherine Tate resemblance is pretty creepy, though.

Date: 2010-02-04 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
The ability to speak hasn't been prized much in sex toys throughout history.

Mind you, I just have this hilarious mental image of it screaming AM I BOVVERED?? while you're plowing it

Date: 2010-02-04 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siamesegoth2.livejournal.com
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok How many Tate!Fanboys are just counting their pocket money for one?

Date: 2010-02-04 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
I hear RTD has four on order

Date: 2010-02-04 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siamesegoth2.livejournal.com
*chokes on coffee*

I didn't realise they had a Narcissistic Taff version!

Date: 2010-02-04 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
naw, he just makes them run around screaming at him and fulfilling his "older fag hag women bitching at me" fantasies.

Date: 2010-02-04 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siamesegoth2.livejournal.com
Ahhh Hysterical wimmins!

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