*snort*

[taleya]

I just got carded in all seriousness when buying smokes.

Considering I'm 32 this year and the legal age is 18...yeah....*roffles* (ok, to be fair, I do not look like I'm in my 30's. On the other hand, there is no way in HELL I look like I'm under 18)

Beans is still very, very uncoordinated, but full of piss and vinegar. She managed somehow to fend off a shitload of PEWs last night to clamber into my lap and demand my salt and vinegar chips. She couldn't chew them, but by god she wanted them. So I gummed some up for her and she chowed down happily. Makes a change from soup, I suppose. (Meanwhile the other seven idiots are stealing them left right and centre from my hand, the bag, running across the bed with huge mouthfuls and trying to eat my ebook.) Mo' was freaking hilarious - she very badly wanted the chips, but doesn't like salt and vinegar. So she was snatching at them, then spitting them out and running furious little pissy circles around me. How dare I eat something she didn't like? HOW DARE I?

Somewhat bored at the moment. And full of sushi. God dammit, we had to move to a new building near a bloody japanese restaurant, didn't we? *shakes fist* AND THEY HAVE NEITHER TOFU NOR SEAWEED IN THEIR MISO, THE PRICKS.

What to do, what to do...*peels open notebook and lets the muse flood in...*

EDIT: BWAHAHAHA oh fuck I love Cracked...

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[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

*Offers beans the Chicken from my Chicken soup*

Porthos is like that, you have people food, give it to me...WTF IS THIS SHIT?!

Lemons, raw.

DIE!!...Can I have some more?

Also ROFFLES you got carded!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I IS ON TRILLIAN. WRITING HORROR. COME, PREEN AT MY MAGNIFICENCE!

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

I really want too, but D is home for the day, I have dentist appt at 4 and there is no way i'll be finished in time to pick him up, he'd end up hanging around for an hour so it was a toss up between him staying here because the school are awkward about taking kids out early, or have chris book it to get here pick him up sit him and book it back to work without being stopped for a ticket.

So i'm just heading out the boor to the Mediatheque to return books , sign up for the book club and then back here to sit for a few hours getting D to do some form of school work.

I wanna play but it's that or have D on the xbox all day *wail*

Then insult to injury fully frozen upper jaw and insertion of metal peg things to make way for new teef.

Fucking arse just fell out of the entire day and it's not even 10 am yet.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

ugh I shall make you some schmoop to amend for it my love *snugs*


Although I must demand you record yourself doing the Young Frankenstein "PUDDIN ON THA RIZZZZZZZ" when you get back :D

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

LMAO, I small schmoop and sing all you like when everything calms down. and when I can actually form words again with my upper lip frozen out XD

Drinking coffee should be fun, not lol.

[favyan.livejournal.com]

MISO SOUP WITHOUT TOFU OR SEAWEED IS AN ABOMINATION

I REJECT ITS EXISTENCE