Sleep patterns...NEUTRALISED

[taleya]

So, uh, yeah. At this point I've been up since a bit past midnight. Um. Yay?

Took a painkiller when I got home and settled down with the mad Beans around 7ish. Woke up midnight sans Beans and went "ffffuuuuuuuuuuu". 'cos the thing with working graveyard for that long is that once you're awake past 11PM, you fucking stay awake. And the morning sun burns your eyeballs and makes you yawn no matter how long you've been up.

Still, sleep-addled leya is a crack-writin' leya, so I think the meme is gonna reap my self-destructive efforts *twirls moustache and laughs evilly*

Anyone else have a marked dislike for the new LJ action icons? Dammit, if I wanted poof, I'd've ordered poof. Simplicity is the best FOR A REASON, PEOPLE.

Comments

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Action icons? Tell me MOOOAAAR?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Look at the "tag" "edit" "blah" action icons on an LJ post. They're now all XP-style and poofy. Blargh.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Hmm, mine are still the same. But in latest post it's made entire thing a link despite...no link in it?

TIREDNESS MAKES ME CRACK WRITE TOO! Have SRS BSNS prompts to fill and yet...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I should be giving people wiggins. I have absolutely no desire to do so at this moment in time (and people aren't reading it anyway, so meh)

WTF are the good crack prompts? The meme used to be positively swimming in the fuckers!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

OHH! I SEE THEM NOW!

The action jacksons not the crack prompts...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH I'M TEMPTED TO DARE YOU TO WRITE MPREG NOW. BECAUSE I AM EVIL AND SHIZZ.

EVIL!!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

OMG. I'm about to go to bed. BUT CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Go prompt the mother.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE ON.

AND IT HAS TO BE NON-JOKEY

HA

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Whoooops! I read this AFTER writing.

What's next? Song fic? [/shudders]

[taleya.livejournal.com]

YES. TO SOMETHING BY A SHITTY FLASH IN THE PAN BAND DE JOUR, OR SOMETHING UTTERLY WRONG AND INAPPROPRIATE.

Like Blackwood/Coward to Britney Spears' "Sometimes"

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

INGENIOUS! LET'S WORK THROUGH ALL MY TURN OFFS! SECOND PERSON POV NEXT!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

OH, GOD!

HOW CAN ONE SPOOF WHEN THE REALITY IS SO GOOD?

http://www.angelfire.com/my/abtfanfic/juju/donttake.htm

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I feel horribly soiled for looking at that.

HORRIBLY.

Jesus fuck, even my first horribly lame attempt (http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~taleya/ts/goldenthoughts.htm) never looked that goddamn bad.

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

You want bad fanfic? Like. Really bad? So bad you wish you could forget how to read? Or breathe?

My Savage Garden AU slash days.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Mwahhaa. I'm saving that for the drunken weekend. Mwahah. MWAHAHAHHAHAA

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

Dude. The one called The Brothel? Guess who The Brothel madam is?

PAUL FUCKING MCGANN!

Honestly, I loved that fic like a CHILD when writing it.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

LMAO. OH GOD, I cAN SEE IT PERFECTLY.

Mind you, I may have listened to a weeee bit too much BFA crack. Or possibly I'm just deranged.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

BTW, there's been a serious prompt..but it differs from one that I got bitten by after reading yours. And it's serious :P

Baby, I'm gonna show you how to make that turd shine

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

WHICH HOLE? WHICH HOLE?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

THAT WOULD BE TELLING. And wouldn't you like to know

*is taking the high route actually....Considering it can rip the shit out of a woman and we're designed for that sort of thing....*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

POOOOOOOOSTEEEEEEEED *waves flag*

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Bloody hell, that's rough *sends a lullaby!Watson*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

pff, you know how fucked my sleep is normally, it's no biggie. Just gonna make it hurt a bit at work :P

BTW, you're probably responsible. Sending me delicious, delicious distractions that I stay up all night watching promising myself "Just one more, then I'll go to bed..."

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

True story, but it's still not cool :(

Hey, I didn't make Jeremy Brett sexy! (what a claim, though....his mum must be very proud of her womb)

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Speaking of which.....

D'ARTAGNAN! (http://zoozoospetals.livejournal.com/9950.html)

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction too.

FIGHT SCENES. HOSHIT. HOSHIT. HOSTHIT

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

UNF. UNF. UNF. Thank yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu for the beauty! My womb has officially incinerated, I will never procreate.

Wait....WAS THAT YOUR NEFARIOUS PLAN?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Nope, just a fortunate side-effect.

God knows we don't need a bunch of mini-demu running around like depraved oompa-loompas

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*amused* If I ever do have kids, I will name them all variations of 'Oompa' in your honour.

and then POST THEM TO YOU MWAHAHAHA

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Did the oompas ever actually have individual names? I can't remember.

"You shall be patchy and you shall be scrunch-face and you! as first born! will be called ARSE"

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Not sure it was ever mentioned...but there are 25 letters to choose from to put in front of the 'o' to make them different names. Come on, 'Woompa' is too good to remain just an idea. Woompa Wilson.

*dies*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

POOMPA

OH GOOD LORD. THE AWESOMENESS

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

THEY COULD BE A SONG.

OOMPA-PA LOOMPA-PA POOMPA-PA PA!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

DON'T MAKE ME SIC BILL SYKES ON YOU, BIATCH.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

TRY ALL YOU LIKE, I LEARNED PANTO FIGHTING FROM SEBASTIAN MORAN

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Yeah? WELL I USED TO KILL FOR THE CIA

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

That's nothing, I've got a brick in a sock.

And I'm going to disappear, for I am wussy and tired. *hugs and waves* G'night!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

.....is it a half-brick? *quivers*

Nini you giant wuss!