Bwahhaa.

[taleya]

I just got (indirectly) accused of seeking sympathy fills on the Kmeme on fandom secrets (you will be able to spot mine in a heartbeat, I promise)

Screw you bitch. I get mah fills for being so awesome. I don't need no sympathy!

Comments

[siamesegoth2.livejournal.com]

Welp you can't help being an attention whore ;)

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Well they say stick to what you're good at. And I'm daaaaaaamned good :D

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

I get my fills by writing them MY DAMN SELF!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that, baby, I AM the tshirt.

[favyan.livejournal.com]

Still chillaxin about on my phone, and not really in the mod to make it shit down my throat by trying to load f!s, BUT SINCE WHEN HAVE I EVER LET LACK OF INFORMATION KEEP ME FROM COMENTING ON A SITCH?!

That said, you get your fills by doing this ~*magical*~ thing called WRITING FILLS YOUR OWN GODDAMN SELF (which I should do some more of, but that's neither here nor there since I'm not wah wah waaaahhhhhing that no one fills my prompts).

It's called tit-for-tat, beeyotchs. Cause I know damn well I've sat there thinking "So-and-so had written so many things I've enjoyed. I should try to fill this for them, to pay them back. Or at the very least to keep them writing shit that wets my willy."

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M RANTING ABOUT YET BUT I HOPE TODAY I GET MY LEFT ARM STABBED WITH A NEEDLE INSTEAD OF MY RIGHT.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

YOU NEED TO POST MOAR PROMPTS. I WILL FILL THEM. THERE WILL BE DEEP PENISING. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU IN A DEEP AND PENISY MANNER.

The link just goes to the single image BTW. So you're safe there.

WHY ARE YOU BEING PRICKED IN A NON-SEXUAL MANNER? THIS IS A GREAT INJUSTICE!

BRIEF SRS BIZNAS

[favyan.livejournal.com]

Mine wife has been having some severe jealousy issues recently, along with a good deal of insecurities. For her sanity, and my continued ability to sleep safely without being woken up by a knife in the chest, she has requested that I request a C&D on comments that can be taken badly and make her fly off the handle.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED CAPSLOCK FAGGOTRY WHEREIN I EXPLAIN THAT I GET STABBED IN THE ARM BY BARELY TRAINED PSEUDO-MEDICAL SEMI-PROFESSIONALS SO THAT THEY CAN SUCK OUT MY VITAL JUICES AND SELL THEM TO PEOPLE AT EXORBITANT PRICES WHILE I GET A MERE PITTANCE TO SATE ME FOR MY TIME AND LOSS OF BODILY FLUIDS.

BUT AT LEAST I GET TO STARE AT MY BLOOD IN A TUBE FOR ~1HOUR.

Re: BRIEF SRS BIZNAS

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Well, considering I'm in australia, have no penis, and wouldn't know you if I ran you over in a bus, I think your marriage is safe from me :)

GIVE HER LOTS OF ATTENTION AND LOVE, YOU TWIT!

GOD DAMN THOSE BASTARDS GO YOU TOO? THEY KEEP TELLING ME IT'S FOR TESTS. I THINK THEY'RE LYING. LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIING. I KNOW WHAT THEY DO WITH IT, THE THIEVING BASTIDGES!

[mothergoddamn.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY ALL MY DEAREST PROMPTS GET FILLED. BUT ONLY WHEN I PROMPT AS ANON. THEN AGAIN MAYBE NO ONE WANTS TO WRITE SWEET VALLEY CROSSOVERS?

WHY ARE PEOPLE STABBING YOU? AHH, IT'S THE TOOTHY LADY WITH THE ANNOYING ACCENT!

[favyan.livejournal.com]

ALL OF MY DEAREST PROMPTS ONLY GET FILLED WHEN I POST THEM ANON, BUT ONLY AFTER ANON-FILLING SOMETHING. LIKE SOME WEIRD KMEME KARMA.

...OR WHEN KINDLY CITIZENS PRETTY MUCH AGREE TO FILL THEM BEFORE I EVEN POST THEM. SHAZAM!