That went....badly
Sep. 12th, 2011 05:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
taleyaSo, toddled up for an interview (thankfully within walking distance) via a recruiter, and got vibes of "oh gawwd" when the idiots started talking about "typing tests"
Thankfully, they were not stupid enough to apply them to me.
They were, however, stupid enough to offer me the following:
-- sysadmin/support job, supporting sites in three countries, new site, so rolling out AD, printer installs, pcs, cabling, network infrastructure, etc etc....for $40k p/a.
*cue laughing fit* (for those of you unsure of Australian payrates - that's the kinda stuff that brings in around 68k minimum)
And it's a three month temp job
It was like titanic in slow motion. But the final snapping of the bow was when the interviewer made it quite clear that they were so interested in me because I'm fucking white and have traces of a UK accent.
Direct quote: "We've had quite a few Indian, Asian and other foreign applicants, but they're very hard to understand and very bad at communicating"
There is no emoticon to describe the face that I pulled right then. Giving them the benefit of the doubt in case of clumsy wording (Eg: if they'd said "You're supporting Germany and Austria over Skype, and they have difficulty with English combined with some accents over this medium" I might have let it slide) , I carefully pointed out that most of my professional career has been spent working with "Indians, Asians and other foreigners" and out of all of the guys I've worked with, the one person I sometimes had issues understanding was the goddamn pale-arsed Qubecois who's face was partially paralyzed. Fuck, most of them are far clearer than your average fucking yob.
In response, I got a faceful of "Of course there are ~exceptions~" and thaaaaaat's when I stood up and walked out.
I'll never be that desperate for a fucking job.
So I hit up spotlight and grabbed some flat fats and made a buncha cushion covers. Which means in the past few days I've done a ton of sewing, mopped and swept, built a new floating deck from scratch and rebuilt a PC. Heh.
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madscot your parcel came! My face was literally :D :D when I opened it up. SECOND BEST PRESENT EVER!!! (Sorry, torasin still gets top notch for a much wanted and needed DVI KVM :P) *wears it about the house and swanks in speechless glee*
Thankfully, they were not stupid enough to apply them to me.
They were, however, stupid enough to offer me the following:
-- sysadmin/support job, supporting sites in three countries, new site, so rolling out AD, printer installs, pcs, cabling, network infrastructure, etc etc....for $40k p/a.
*cue laughing fit* (for those of you unsure of Australian payrates - that's the kinda stuff that brings in around 68k minimum)
And it's a three month temp job
It was like titanic in slow motion. But the final snapping of the bow was when the interviewer made it quite clear that they were so interested in me because I'm fucking white and have traces of a UK accent.
Direct quote: "We've had quite a few Indian, Asian and other foreign applicants, but they're very hard to understand and very bad at communicating"
There is no emoticon to describe the face that I pulled right then. Giving them the benefit of the doubt in case of clumsy wording (Eg: if they'd said "You're supporting Germany and Austria over Skype, and they have difficulty with English combined with some accents over this medium" I might have let it slide) , I carefully pointed out that most of my professional career has been spent working with "Indians, Asians and other foreigners" and out of all of the guys I've worked with, the one person I sometimes had issues understanding was the goddamn pale-arsed Qubecois who's face was partially paralyzed. Fuck, most of them are far clearer than your average fucking yob.
In response, I got a faceful of "Of course there are ~exceptions~" and thaaaaaat's when I stood up and walked out.
I'll never be that desperate for a fucking job.
So I hit up spotlight and grabbed some flat fats and made a buncha cushion covers. Which means in the past few days I've done a ton of sewing, mopped and swept, built a new floating deck from scratch and rebuilt a PC. Heh.
In better news,
madscot your parcel came! My face was literally :D :D when I opened it up. SECOND BEST PRESENT EVER!!! (Sorry, torasin still gets top notch for a much wanted and needed DVI KVM :P) *wears it about the house and swanks in speechless glee*
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Date: 2011-09-12 12:01 pm (UTC)...
*keeps making a face*
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Date: 2011-09-13 09:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 01:33 pm (UTC)Oh fucking hell.
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Date: 2011-09-12 02:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-12 06:34 pm (UTC):D Bought it in Forbidden Planet when we were down in London. Really was one of those, "saw this and thought of you" moments. Glad it arrived safely.
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Date: 2011-09-13 09:06 am (UTC)As I said to
Trans rights, gay rights, women's rights, lesbian rights, abortion rights, fuck that noise. These are basic human rights and I will be damned if I mollycoddle any abject fucking moron who decides to deny them to any sane functional human being on the basis of their own bigotry.
Apparently you're supposed to get more conservative as you get older. I guess I kinda am. I'm done playing to a fucked up broken model :P