Conversations with a madwoman

While trawling through the Turlough cat on teaspoon desperately trying to find a fic I remembered (which turned out to be Inner Sight by warinbabylon) I've managed to find out that fucking four of my goddamn Turlough/5th fics have been ripped off.


......

*sprays them with a hose*

Meanwhile, some tit on Tumblr is accusing ME of plagiarising that goddamn Cyberman essay I wrote in 2006!