Conversations with a madwoman

Have you ever tried to give eight rats ivomectin? When the best way of delivery is mixed with some nutrigel, one rat at a time, at the end of playtime, and put each rat back in the cage when done? When you have Moe trying to piss off with the nutrigel pack, rats clawing up your back, up your front, around your sides, in and out of your tshirt, bruxing, grabbing, snatching, desperately demanding their dose NOW NOW NOW?

Thank fuck it's only once a week. *orders kevlar shirt* I look like I got into a fight with Eleanor Abernathy

Furry faces. Creeping paws. Tails that coil about and up. Lightening quick footsteps up your back. Whiskers on your nose. Snuffles in your ears. What is that sound? What is this thing?

Yes, it's time once again for

( TALES OF RAT TERROR! )

I've no doubt fellow rat owners have seen these traits, but please, allow me to share....

( Tales of Rat Terror! )