Conversations with a madwoman

So, cast out for a bunch of job applications, phone has been ringing non stop. Which means next week is Interview Week (and possible immediate Employment Start Week), which is just farkin' typical 'cos I need to get the bloody wedding dress refitted and the dressmaker I like doesn't do after hours. Argh.

But at least they do weekends.

I am currently buried in a shit-ton of flowers. All artificial - between asthmatic relatives and half my family being allergic to fucking everything on the face of the planet, there will not be a single piece of legit foliage at the ceremony. Plus my whole aversion to cut flowers (honestly, if you want to go out and kill something and bring its carcass back to me as a token of your manliness, BRING ME A FARKING STEAK.) Which, oddly enough, works in our favour as we have all that shit sorted now. Also buried in veils and gloves and all manner of cack. So, being the delicate, prissy little blushing bride I am, I retaliated by climbing most of the trees in the front yard with a saw and axe, and hacking down enough foliage to bury a cow. So far I've filled three bins, ripped the gleeful shit out of my hands and have a ton of skinned branches to chuck out on Hard Rubbish.

w00t.

Hope my goddamn KVM cable comes before I start work (also, that I GET work, wtf, people?). I've got a ton of rewiring to do that I've been holding off on 'cos I can't be arsed ripping m00f out of her nook and redoing it all more than once. Yes, first world problems indeed. I revel in them. (plus job means I can get my fob fixed and buy new pants and get my seed potatos and all manner of evil fiduciary glee. And stop leeching off torasin)


Also: I've had This vid stuck in my head all week. I believe in sharing the earworms, so I bring you links!


Ripped AVI file (59.8mb, HD rip)
MP4 Format (19mb, for ipods)
MP3 Format (256kbits/s, 7.24mb, end talking cut out)

All on MU, all personally ripped by me, and you know my shit is quality, so go nuts :P

( MY BOOTS CAME )
I know I need ot lace them properly but ZOMFG. HOW SEXX ARE THESE???

Ok yeah so I have to pick up bridesmaids. Blargh.

Ideally? in a super-duper, perfect, perfect world?

- sacred_chao (maid of Honour)
- siamesegoth2 (Also maid of Honour)
- madscot
- moonmip (no brainer)


....Two out of four? Stupid tyranny of distance...

So, pondering wedding things of a wedding nature...see if I can look pretty for once.

I'm reallly leaning towards This dress (the front would come down just shy of my knees, the back would have a small train, Maroon colour), customised of course to let the waist in about 10cm. and modified to include sleeves like this

With These boots.

And possibly my goggles. Mwahahhaa.

Whatcha think? Clad upon the lady in the icon?