what am I?

Mar. 16th, 2006 09:38 am
taleya: (Pontificating Shit)
[personal profile] taleya
Not really a soul-searchign question, just more idle curiosity

This was sparked by a post-hell smoko with a co-worker. She was recounting the story of how her ex (also works there) was so sure he had me pegged as a lesbian, then got sorely disappointed to find out he was dead wrong. "I was sure I had that one with that haircut!" (at the time I had it down to a #4, and was going to dye it purple, but never got around to it. Have grown it out since)

It amused me immensely, but then she made the remark that she'd given up trying to work out what I was (not in a sexual manner, minds out of the gutters please!) she'd get close, and then I'd do something that blew her theory right out the window.

So...what am I? I've been called a goth (in this tshirt?) a metal head, and in the same conversation had someone else profess extreme astonishment that I liked metal. Am I an emo fag? god I hope not. Certainly not a raver, although I like my doosh doosh on occasion. Am I a nerd? Alas, I fail the weight and smell requirements. I'm arrogant, I know that, but I can't help it, you all suck :P Am I a tomboy? I can be astonishingly feminine at times, as people who actually know me can say (Unfortunately family does not fit into this category, they're still playing parts to a version of me that died rather nastily a few years back. (People who know why know why that happened, those of you just tuning in can blow bubbles in the corner)

My political leanings? I think all parties live in fucked up little fantasy worlds that have no relation to reality. Am I an idealist? Possibly, but tempered massively by the fact I'm also a realist. Pessimist? I like to hope that things will work out all right in the end. Am I a hippie? Fuck that shit, but I have a huge respect for the environment and for ilfe - and for the fact that I have no right to take one, no matter what the size. We all know I'm insane.

Sooo...what's my social pigeon hole? anyone?

Date: 2006-03-16 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
Aw, honey *strokes your hair*

Bastards *at life in general* Feel free to scream, I can take it.

Date: 2006-03-16 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
naw, I'm the quiet self-destuctive type, believe it or not. Rants are just faffing. *shrugs*

Date: 2006-03-16 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
I like to rant- a little self-indulgent hair-pulling, marvellous.

Don't self-destruct in here! Wait till I put newspapers down!

Date: 2006-03-16 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
pff, don't worry, there's an allowance in my will for the cleaning bill

Date: 2006-03-16 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
Oh, brilliant *sits back and sips lemonade* Explode away *casually lifts umbrella*

As much as I like you, I don't want to be covered in you offal

Date: 2006-03-16 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
and what, pray tell, is wrong with my offal? I've spent years working on that offal

Date: 2006-03-16 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
Don't get me wrong, my love, but my offal is specially flown in from Jamaica. It's a special sort of offal, the kind of foffal not available to normal people like you who work in buildings. This offal has to be kept in the crystallized tears of llamas and then you pour mud on it and eventually it consumes your face.

/Dylan Moran

Date: 2006-03-16 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
Well you can draw cows with mine
And then the cows come to life
and then they eat your face.

Date: 2006-03-16 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
Not when I can defend myself with THE LEG OF TIME!!!

Date: 2006-03-16 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
Aha but I have the giant ear for listening to songs of niceness

Date: 2006-03-16 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
Curses!

*plays the scale of evil*

Date: 2006-03-16 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
*retaliates with the freshly-washed bearded frisbee from over the rainbow*

Date: 2006-03-16 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
*dons horse-man costume to confuse the frisbee*

Date: 2006-03-16 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
It's A HORSE DRESSED LIKE A MAN!

Just don't disturb the cockroaches. You'll upset the bat.

Date: 2006-03-16 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
You are a filth wizard- friend only to the pig and the rat!

Date: 2006-03-16 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
*snort* you're the one eating scrambled eggs out of a shoe with a comb

Pot, meet kettle.

Date: 2006-03-16 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
*shakes hands with kettle*

I live quite near here. Left, at the dead badger.

Date: 2006-03-16 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
I dont' care how things are run in other bookshops@ This is my roof!

and i like it.

Date: 2006-03-16 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
GahDylanfluffageyay...You win!

*steals Bill and runs away, giggling*

Date: 2006-03-16 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
*does the dance of victory*

Finally! I am ready for Nibbly Pig!

Date: 2006-03-16 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
You're playing with fire....

Date: 2006-03-16 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
*faints in shock* Not...the tongue!

Date: 2006-03-16 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
*shrieks and hides under her towel*

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