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[taleya]

At a bar, a drunk says to girl, "Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink."

"Why?"

"You're so fucking ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you."



needs..must...fanwank or something before I snap and start biting co-workers faces....


*screams WAKE THE FUCK UP at emotion avatar...if I don't get to sleep, neither do you!*

Comments

[rileydag.livejournal.com]

I have to share this with you. It's the worst pickup line I have ever heard and the greatest comeback. Some back-story, this guy, Annoying Man, was hitting on every woman in the bar. EVERYONE was starting to really hate this guy. He was nicely defeated however:

Annoying Man: Hey baby, you would look really great sitting on my face!!

Witty Woman: RRREEEAAAALLLLYYYY!!!! Is that because your nose is bigger than your penis?


Needless to say, Annoying Man left the bar and Witty Woman drank for free the rest of the night.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

'Why leya must not get bored when ill...'

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I'm exhausted. literally. I'm astonished I've made it this far itno my shift without passing out. *scrapes in bottom of jampot* there's nothing left! 8wails*

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Drink sugary juice! Sleep! Drink more sugary juice IN your sleep! It has restorative powers! *frets*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

COKE! BRING ME MORE COKE!

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*calls her agent in Australia*