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At a bar, a drunk says to girl, "Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink."

"Why?"

"You're so fucking ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you."



needs..must...fanwank or something before I snap and start biting co-workers faces....


*screams WAKE THE FUCK UP at emotion avatar...if I don't get to sleep, neither do you!*

Date: 2006-03-29 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
Drink sugary juice! Sleep! Drink more sugary juice IN your sleep! It has restorative powers! *frets*

Date: 2006-03-29 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
COKE! BRING ME MORE COKE!

Date: 2006-03-29 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicodeimus.livejournal.com
*calls her agent in Australia*

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