1. Ahhh, Plava Laguna. Who played her, again? And was that her real voice, or was it digitally enhanced/pastede on yey/what have you?
2. Milla Jovovich: Okay, maybe I'm not the best judge, but I thought the Perfect Being would be somewhere around a C cup. (This is an example of typical human arrogance: assuming a Perfect Being would look like them...) Also, they could have choreographed her fight sequence a little bit less slapsticky.
3. Why does the Embodiment of All Evil take the form of a gigantic-ass unwieldy planetoid? Since The Fifth Element came out in 1997, shouldn't Sephiroth be complaining that some other avatar of Chaos was trying to steal his thunder? And do you realize that this started Bruce Willis on his career as an asteroid-stopper, one that ended in heroic tragedy?
BRUCE WILLIS VS. KILLER ASTEROIDS
The Fifth Element: Asteroid neutralized by unconventional woman-projectile-vomiting-light-hundreds-of-miles-into-space weapon (Winner: Bruce Willis)
Armageddon: Asteroid destroyed by nukes when Bruce Willis defies physics time and time again, eventually sacrificing himself to push The Button (Winner: Draw)
CURRENT STANDINGS
Bruce Willis: 1-0-1 Killer Asteroids: 0-1-1
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4. "Quarter Pounder with Spite" would be a great name for a band.
pff dude all you have to do is ask, will upload when I get home for you.
And Goths for the most part, aren't crap. Mind you, the goths I know are REAL goths eg: dark people who just gravitated and love poking shit at the emo fag goths, and themselves.
heh, that'd be great. If it's just one song could just grab it off you through MSN or something for ease though.
I just don't like the cheapening of depression that comes with goth/emo crowd. It's a serious thing that whilst I've never really been afflicted with it, the majority of these people certainly don't have it. Ok Ok, I'll concede that not ALL goths are crap...but a lot of them are and Emo's....well, I think we can both agree on some horrible tortures to end their pathetic existence, starting with cutting off that fucking fringe
And a lot of goths are NOT cheapenign depression - ok, I've been accused of being a goth, purely because I have a dark outlook on life. And I freely admit I do - because life is on the whole, fairly shit. It's how you handle the shit that forms who you are, however
mmmmm, well mabye it's just the Brisbane goths because these peoples idea of depression is 'my gf/bf left me/my parents yelled at me/my job sucks' etc etc and trust me, it's the majority of them. The *ahem* real goths don't go out anymore because of them I s'pose.
I've never been accused of being a goth, perish the thought, but I can understand a dark/cynical outlook on life cos by fuck it's funny.
heh, when I first moved up here yeah, the Twitchy one was most definitely 100% lil goth bitch, now I think he tends more towards your garden variety metalhead...where I happily reside, tending to my gnomes and phallus shaped hedging.
heh, I know. It's by far to much effort. Twitchy mainly only does his makeup now before our live shows, it's funny watching this six foot six man and our 5'5" guitarist share a bathroom mirror as they apply their eye-lash stuff. It's even funnier when the girl comes out first.
I've often thought of turning up to the goth hangout place up here in the full corpse paint....but the fact that I'm always laughing and bouncing around being a generally happy person really spoils the image. Which makes me want to do it all the more.
heh, great call. Very true. The mood swings should be caught on camera.
I have seen that, it is extremely sexy. Any idea on how much it costs? Tis only a sleeve and I'm sure a rich woman like yourself can afford such a thing
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Date: 2006-03-30 10:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 10:34 am (UTC)2. Milla Jovovich: Okay, maybe I'm not the best judge, but I thought the Perfect Being would be somewhere around a C cup. (This is an example of typical human arrogance: assuming a Perfect Being would look like them...) Also, they could have choreographed her fight sequence a little bit less slapsticky.
3. Why does the Embodiment of All Evil take the form of a gigantic-ass unwieldy planetoid? Since The Fifth Element came out in 1997, shouldn't Sephiroth be complaining that some other avatar of Chaos was trying to steal his thunder? And do you realize that this started Bruce Willis on his career as an asteroid-stopper, one that ended in heroic tragedy?
The Fifth Element: Asteroid neutralized by unconventional woman-projectile-vomiting-light-hundreds-of-miles-into-space weapon (Winner: Bruce Willis)
Armageddon: Asteroid destroyed by nukes when Bruce Willis defies physics time and time again, eventually sacrificing himself to push The Button (Winner: Draw)
CURRENT STANDINGS
Bruce Willis: 1-0-1
Killer Asteroids: 0-1-1
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4. "Quarter Pounder with Spite" would be a great name for a band.
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Date: 2006-03-30 10:35 am (UTC)The vocals are electronically tweaked in places
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:01 pm (UTC)God Goths are crap, great article.
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:02 pm (UTC)And Goths for the most part, aren't crap. Mind you, the goths I know are REAL goths eg: dark people who just gravitated and love poking shit at the emo fag goths, and themselves.
It's the emo fags that drive me NUTS
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:06 pm (UTC)I just don't like the cheapening of depression that comes with goth/emo crowd. It's a serious thing that whilst I've never really been afflicted with it, the majority of these people certainly don't have it.
Ok Ok, I'll concede that not ALL goths are crap...but a lot of them are and Emo's....well, I think we can both agree on some horrible tortures to end their pathetic existence, starting with cutting off that fucking fringe
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:09 pm (UTC)And a lot of goths are NOT cheapenign depression - ok, I've been accused of being a goth, purely because I have a dark outlook on life. And I freely admit I do - because life is on the whole, fairly shit. It's how you handle the shit that forms who you are, however
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:16 pm (UTC)The *ahem* real goths don't go out anymore because of them I s'pose.
I've never been accused of being a goth, perish the thought, but I can understand a dark/cynical outlook on life cos by fuck it's funny.
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:18 pm (UTC)Although I do have fun with the poser goths at times....yay for melbourne!
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:27 pm (UTC)It's even funnier when the girl comes out first.
I've often thought of turning up to the goth hangout place up here in the full corpse paint....but the fact that I'm always laughing and bouncing around being a generally happy person really spoils the image.
Which makes me want to do it all the more.
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:28 pm (UTC)Btw, seen my latest post? I want one. With every fibre of my being.
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:30 pm (UTC)I have seen that, it is extremely sexy. Any idea on how much it costs? Tis only a sleeve and I'm sure a rich woman like yourself can afford such a thing
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 12:35 pm (UTC)*looks disdainfully at own iPod*
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:42 pm (UTC)AHA! (http://www.xs-drive.com/xsdrivesuper/)
built in card reader, AV cables, video playback, 80gb HDD, mp3 player...it's a freaking beauty and I waaaant it
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-30 12:49 pm (UTC)they can take up to a 120gb HDD :D
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Date: 2006-03-30 12:56 pm (UTC)no subject
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