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[taleya]

A Doctor Who Fan's Guide to Dealing With Doctor Who Fans

*wipes tears*

Fuckin' funny 'cos it's true. I've been in this fandom for freaking 27 years, and we're the nastiest bunch of bastards on the face of the planet.

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[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

the slightest whiff of anything suggesting that Ten/Rose is not OTP or that Martha Jones is anything other than a demon succubus then they will attack at such a speed that even the Six-Fanciers are shocked.

*pictures all-out old!skool versus nu!skool war, on ridiculous RTD-style scale, in which old monsters battle new, Doctors in-fight constantly, the various Masters cackle knowingly on the sidelines and the fans tear each other into tiny tiny coleslaw pieces then orgasm themselves to death all over their favourite companion/beastie/plotline/trivia*

Oh, fun times, let's declare war!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I just realised the OP got it wrong. It's not "six fanciers", it's "pervy sixth fanciers", dammit.

I DECLARE JIHAD!

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, darling, you know those clown shoes just make you want to lick his juggler's balls all over.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*HOWL*

*DIES*

You know, I got this email just after a bondage!master/tennanth discussion on another LJ?

Ow ow ow fucking ow I think my brain just snapped in half.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

...

It's been a long time since that happened! *proud*

*sniggers* Ainley!Master and Fifth make a pretty couple, but it's just all so very very wrong, really.

I love the people who are playing the 'they went to school together ergo they fucked much' card. *eyeroll* Yes, because Time Lords really are that randy.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

well college students certainly are.

naw, this was simm!master. ion a wonderfully fucked up psychopathic way.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*giggles at thought of spotty!college!Doctor being anarchist vegan piercing whore*

Simm!Master probably shags anything and everything, including his lunch, his gas mask and the Doctor's TARDIS.

*resists the urge to make a deposit joke*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Oh make it, make it.

I don't think anyone can top the insanity siamesegoth2 and I got up to yesterday with the whole "Ramifications of ejaculating into the inner workings of a time machine"

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Make what? *produces Blue Peter-manufactured TARDIS playset* Dis? (people slash John Barrowman and the Blue Peter presenter. IT'S ALL GONE TO SHIT)

"Ramifications of ejaculating into the inner workings of a time machine"
*comatose with glee* Time travelling machine babehs!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I dunno, you could have JB doing the blue peter presenter back when it was peter purves, and then you have a wonderful collision of RL slash and DW multi-companion dimensional pillow-biting.

See, the problem with whacking off into a Time Rotor when it's in flight is that you could very probably inseminate the entirety of time and space in one shot. So his whole Emo Last of the Time Lords schtick is utter SHASH.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Then Blue Peter would really live up to its name.

Oh God, that's the most terrible pun ever.

*SNORK* "OMGZ, I amz teh onleh one zomg!!!1!one!!1!"
*wheezy groany noise*
*Time Lord hybrids appear from literally EVERY orifice*
"MY ANGST! MY BEAUTIFUL ANGST!"

Oh, Time Lord Betelgeusians. That's a good mix...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

"MY ANGST! MY BEAUTIFUL ANGST!"

NOOOOOOOOOOO

still, now he can angst about his lack of angst. Or something.

*is too busy laughing to be coherent*

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of the Doctor's angst *cue wide shot of every Doctor plus all his companions plus Simm!Master dressed as a vicar*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*and *th in a pair of frilly girly panties for some reason*

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Frilly girly panties, on the head, possibly?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

explains his hairstyle :D

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

And why he's sticky to the touch....