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[taleya]

A Doctor Who Fan's Guide to Dealing With Doctor Who Fans

*wipes tears*

Fuckin' funny 'cos it's true. I've been in this fandom for freaking 27 years, and we're the nastiest bunch of bastards on the face of the planet.

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[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

*giggles at thought of spotty!college!Doctor being anarchist vegan piercing whore*

Simm!Master probably shags anything and everything, including his lunch, his gas mask and the Doctor's TARDIS.

*resists the urge to make a deposit joke*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Oh make it, make it.

I don't think anyone can top the insanity siamesegoth2 and I got up to yesterday with the whole "Ramifications of ejaculating into the inner workings of a time machine"

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Make what? *produces Blue Peter-manufactured TARDIS playset* Dis? (people slash John Barrowman and the Blue Peter presenter. IT'S ALL GONE TO SHIT)

"Ramifications of ejaculating into the inner workings of a time machine"
*comatose with glee* Time travelling machine babehs!

[taleya.livejournal.com]

I dunno, you could have JB doing the blue peter presenter back when it was peter purves, and then you have a wonderful collision of RL slash and DW multi-companion dimensional pillow-biting.

See, the problem with whacking off into a Time Rotor when it's in flight is that you could very probably inseminate the entirety of time and space in one shot. So his whole Emo Last of the Time Lords schtick is utter SHASH.

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Then Blue Peter would really live up to its name.

Oh God, that's the most terrible pun ever.

*SNORK* "OMGZ, I amz teh onleh one zomg!!!1!one!!1!"
*wheezy groany noise*
*Time Lord hybrids appear from literally EVERY orifice*
"MY ANGST! MY BEAUTIFUL ANGST!"

Oh, Time Lord Betelgeusians. That's a good mix...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

"MY ANGST! MY BEAUTIFUL ANGST!"

NOOOOOOOOOOO

still, now he can angst about his lack of angst. Or something.

*is too busy laughing to be coherent*

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of the Doctor's angst *cue wide shot of every Doctor plus all his companions plus Simm!Master dressed as a vicar*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*and *th in a pair of frilly girly panties for some reason*

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

Frilly girly panties, on the head, possibly?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

explains his hairstyle :D

[nicodeimus.livejournal.com]

And why he's sticky to the touch....